Jesse James Says He Wanted To Get Caught

Funny story: Jesse James Says He Wanted To Get Caught

Now Jesse James is telling the public at every interview that he secretly wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock, even though he says he is still crazy in love with her. Most think he should have ended his interviews with the word "crazy"...

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British Wheelbarrow Containing Sarah Ferguson Carries Off Land Speed Record

Funny story: British Wheelbarrow Containing Sarah Ferguson Carries Off Land Speed Record

In the grasscutting-choked wake of William Davidson, the descendant of 19th century novelist and lawnmowing pioneer William Makepeace Thackeray whose steam-powered Victorian lawnmower and lemonade-brewing machine, Bluebird VI, broke the world land sp...

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The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

Funny story: The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

In a last ditch bid to bring the 2018 World Cup to England after Lord Treesperm told some attention seeking ginger tart about the Spanish cheating as usual, the English F.A. have promised UEFA that if their bid is successful they will not choose anot...

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Duchess Of York Caught On Camera Renting Out Ex-Husband

Funny story: Duchess Of York Caught On Camera Renting Out Ex-Husband

Britain's Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, was caught on camera Saturday apparently offering to sell access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. Today, her attorney stated to the press that Fergy was guilty of a "serious lapse in judgment." Accor...

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Oil Slick Surges up the Mississippi

Funny story: Oil Slick Surges up the Mississippi

BP officials are struggling with the latest surge of oil from the out of control oil well in the Gulf of Mexico. Efforts to cover it with a large block of concrete and cap it with an ordinary plastic kitchen funnel have proved fruitless, only serving...

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A Sad Day As Ray Alan Dies - Lord Charles Vows To Go On

Funny story: A Sad Day As Ray Alan Dies - Lord Charles Vows To Go On

It is with great sadness today that we convey news of the passing of the most technically perfect ventriloquist of all time. Bar none. Including Edgar Bergen. Ray Alan, revered by many, and a staple of a great many children's lives with Lord Charl...

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Many Wealthy Elderly Tourists Headed For The Gulf Coast For Cures

Funny story: Many Wealthy Elderly Tourists Headed For The Gulf Coast For Cures

What has thus far been a total disaster for hotels and businesses around the Gulf of Mexico over the oil spill, may not be so bad after all. "We read in TheSpoof that everyone here had the shits, over the oil slick mixing into the water supply",...

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"Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!

Funny story: "Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!

Ted Kennedy's son, Patrick, known as "Patches" around New England thanks to Boston Critic & Columnist Howie Carr, was pulled out of yet another Rhode Island Bar last night after he lost a battle trying to suck the worm out of a quart bottle of Te...

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Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

Funny story: Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

In far off galaxies cannibal planets have been observed gobbling up their neighbours and scientists are convinced that God is busy proving to us that he really exists. They believe that God is so unhappy with his major creation, planet earth and t...

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Tony and Cherie laugh off 'imminent police raid' rumors

Funny story: Tony and Cherie laugh off 'imminent police raid' rumors

London - (Portents): Dulcet strains of The Godfather theme song 'Speak Softly Love' were heard wafting across Connaught Square this afternoon amid rumors that Tony and Cherie will be busted in the morning. Inside their end-of-terrace mansion the B...

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Lindsay Lohan Gets SCRAM Ankle Bracelet, Random Drug Tests, From Judge

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets SCRAM Ankle Bracelet, Random Drug Tests, From Judge

After leaving the clinic early that she had been sentenced to, for earlier alcohol and drug abuse, a Los Angeles judge has had it with Lindsay Lohan. To add to her crimes, she was late getting back from the Cannes festival and ten minutes late for...

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O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 7

Funny story: O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 7

- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT. IN FACT, THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER HAS SOME HARDCORE SEXUAL ACTION WHICH SOME MAY FIND TWISTED, PERVERSE AND WEIRD- Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5| Part 6 Part 7 - THE CONCLUSION Psychotown Police Station - Morning O' Halloran kicks down the door of the station and marches inside closely followed by...

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Obama Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections

Funny story: Obama Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today that President Obama was willing to look at a tax on 4 hour erections caused by Cialis or other erectile performance drugs. Noting that the new health care bill includes a tax on discretionary personal bo...

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Japanese go crazy for Hard Core

Funny story: Japanese go crazy for Hard Core

When building publishing mogul Bob T. Builder decided to launch his trade Magazine Hard Core. He was amazed that they had Eighteen and a half million subscribers at the initial launch. This caused publishing history. Bob made the following announcement on Japanese television. "I did not know so many Japanese men were interested in the Road Construction business " It all goes to show,...

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Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Funny story: Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Guinness is good for you and that's a fact, after being tested on dogs. It's been proven that those given Guinness were far more healthier than those given lager, albeit, the Guinness dogs couldn't walk straight and became obese! Guinness owners a...

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SuBo fanatics call in the detectives!

Funny story: SuBo fanatics call in the detectives!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies last night called in detectives to search for 51,000 missing fanatics. The loonies, who recently staged a management buyout of their beloved meeting place, were told to expect 52,000 members but could o...

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SuBo Fanatic Contracts White-Nose Syndrome

It was announced today by the Illinois Department of Natural Resources that all bat caves at the Apple River Canyon State Park in northeastern Jo Daviess County will be closed to public access until further notice due to the outbreak of a bat disease...

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Paula Abdul Toe-Tappin' Her Way Back into America's Heart

Funny story: Paula Abdul Toe-Tappin' Her Way Back into America's Heart

Just when you thought two things: (1) That all the television stations already had their own dance-theme shows; and (2) that Paula Abdul had given up on making a comeback, you get the news that both of them are wrong, wrong, wrong. The announcemen...

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I Saw London, I Saw France, I Saw Venus' Underpants

Funny story: I Saw London, I Saw France, I Saw Venus' Underpants

These are the words being spoken today after a much appreciative crowd was wowed by what Venus Williams served up at the French Open. "I just wanted the crowd to see what I'm made of," said Venus. "I am so talented, I wanted to make sure everyone see...

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Fat Asre Grows Exponentially

Funny story: Fat Asre Grows Exponentially

High street retailer Fat Asre has experienced exponential profit growth in the last financial year, CEO Derek Lard announced today. Share prices rose sharply, wobbled about and then flattened out following the announcement. Fat Asre specialises i...

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Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Funny story: Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Pentecoastal preacher Morris Cerillo, leader of the radical right wing evangelist cult, the Christian Fist of Humility, saw the face of Satan in the ash cloud hanging over the Eyjafjallajökull volcano last week. "I've come face to face with Satan...

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Roger Hargreaves' Mr Men books not to be translated

Funny story: Roger Hargreaves' Mr Men books not to be translated

The children's classic books the Mr Men and Little Misses are not to be translated into French, after it transpired that the names were not suitable for children. Mr Bump, an innocent sounding name in English, translates as Msr Tamponner in French...

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Queen apoplectic as cops probe Duchess bribery claims

Funny story: Queen apoplectic as cops probe Duchess bribery claims

London - (Cash-for-Trash): Soaring London temperatures and a ghastly ex-daughter-in-law corruption scandal are putting the kybosh up HM's pleasant annual trip to inaugurate the Chelsea Flower Show. With the thermometer nudging thirty degrees celci...

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Scottish FA announce new sponsor

Funny story: Scottish FA announce new sponsor

After the shock parting of the ways between Tennants and the Scottish FA, the Scottish footballing body has acted quickly to fill the gap. The Scottish based drinks company has made the decision after David Tennant left the popular BBC drama, Doc...

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Conspiracy nutters agog as dodgy ticker claims Simon Monjack

Funny story: Conspiracy nutters agog as dodgy ticker claims Simon Monjack

Hollywood - (RIP): "At this stage we're not ruling out karmic death pact theories or a sudden terminal ectoplasm related seizure," sources at the LA TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con website said today. "Anyone know if we can book Ray Santilli to perform th...

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Ex-Royal Freak Hospital MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield struck off

Funny story: Ex-Royal Freak Hospital MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield struck off

London - (Toxic Ass Mess): The former immunologist and his eminent sidekick Professor John Walker-Smith have been struck off by the GMC. The professional regulator found the pair guilty of gross professional misconduct in a classic smoke 'n' mirro...

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Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

Funny story: Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...

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Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

Funny story: Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was ali...

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Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Funny story: Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Rameses Trojani, creator and distributor of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, announced yesterday that he has been receiving death threats and has demanded 24-hour police protection. Herr Trojani, billionaire owner of The Netherlands In...

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Hmm....Cleaner Tasting Sausages - One Man's Fight To Battle Sausage Machine!

Funny story: Hmm....Cleaner Tasting Sausages - One Man's Fight To Battle Sausage Machine!

A cleaner came close to being the latest taste sensation in the sausage world. The guy narrowly avoided being minced into sausage after a mishap in the United States, after he was sucked into a machine at his employers sausage-making company. The...

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Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"

Funny story: Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"

In a recent interview, Lady Gaga admitted she just loves the rumors that she has a penis (hmm okay). Despite clearing up speculation as to whether or not she's a man or woman, she (Lady Gaga) says the rumors keep erecting (LOL). But the tough stuf...

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Britain's Got Talent: Liam McNally's Version of "Danny Boy" A Big Hit With The Audience and Judges

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Liam McNally's Version of "Danny Boy" A Big Hit With The Audience and Judges

LONDON - The star of the latest edition of Britain's Got Talent is a 14-year-old student named Liam McNally. Little Liam thrilled the crowd with his amazing rendition of "Danny Boy." Liam said that he usually sings the song while accompanying hims...

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Foreskinheads angered over public Lesbian nude ballet

Funny story: Foreskinheads angered over public Lesbian nude ballet

HARDIN KY (ABSNN) -- Bill Pilant, Grand Wizard Deluxe of the Hardin White Supremist Foreskinheads, LLC, led a group of sixty like-minded dickheads in a march to protest public Lesbian nude ballet which they termed "just a bunch of really ugly, fat ch...

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The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

Funny story: The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...

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Montreal to be Renamed on Victoria Day

Funny story: Montreal to be Renamed on Victoria Day

Prime Minister Stephen Harper will be in Montreal this Victoria Day to preside at an official ceremony renaming the French Canadian city to Prince Albert, in honour of Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha consort to Queen Victoria. "I am proud...

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Celebrity Apprentice: The Rock & Roller Bret Michaels Wins It All!

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: The Rock & Roller Bret Michaels Wins It All!

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump did not tell Holly Robinson Peete that she was fired. But he did tell Bret Michaels that he was hired as the new Celebrity Apprentice before a live audience. Holly, who had been crying from the beginning of the Celebri...

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Skoob's Cat Signs Up For Rival Website

Funny story: Skoob's Cat Signs Up For Rival Website

Noted idiot and satirist Skoob1999 confirmed today that his well regarded cat, Scrappy The Psycho Killer has announced that she's off. She says she wants nothing to do with TheSpoof.com any more, and that she intends to write amusing pieces for a riv...

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EPA Demands New Dispersant

Funny story: EPA Demands New Dispersant

A US EPA representative today announced that British Petroleum shall be directed to use a less toxic dispersant in the Gulf of Mexico. Reportedly, the dispersant being used up until now was manufactured by a BP subsidiary, and while it was neither cl...

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John Stossel Climbs over Glenn Beck to Be Numero Uno at Fox

Funny story: John Stossel Climbs over Glenn Beck to Be Numero Uno at Fox

New York, NY - Fox's John Stossel is the latest in a line of Libertarians stepping up to the plate and saying they want to see a repeal of the Civil Rights Act. Stossel's comments comes on the heels of interviews given by Rand Paul, the GOP candidat...

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