Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"

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Monday, 24 May 2010

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In a recent interview, Lady Gaga admitted she just loves the rumors that she has a penis (hmm okay).

Despite clearing up speculation as to whether or not she's a man or woman, she (Lady Gaga) says the rumors keep erecting (LOL). But the tough stuff she's made of it doesn't bother the millionaire-ess, as she says it's all about the music.

The Lady said in an interview that she loves the rumor that she has a penis. Gaga said she was fascinated by it. In fact, it makes her love her fans even more that the rumor is in the world because 17,000 of them come to an arena every night and they don't care if I'm a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, gay, straight, transgendered, or transsexual...but if a green alien that would be trippin!

Lady said they, (fans), don't care! They are there for the music and the freedom and Gaga says it's her personal accomplishment of her life - to get young people to throw away what society has taught them is wrong.

"Gay culture is at the very essence of who I am and I will fight for women and for the Gay community until I die."

Well I say good for Gaga for not bowing down to preconceived stereotypes.

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