Hollywood - (RIP): "At this stage we're not ruling out karmic death pact theories or a sudden terminal ectoplasm related seizure," sources at the LA TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con website said today.
"Anyone know if we can book Ray Santilli to perform the autopsy?"
The blogsite was commenting on news that Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack was found dead at his Hollywood home on Sunday.
He was 39, pretty much overweight, a smoker and had a history of breathing problems, according to preliminary LA pathology findings.
"Guys, it's important to factor in his recent bereavement plus a tendency to cardiac seizures," LA Coroner's Department sources countered, "before jumping on the Sudden Inexplicable Death Syndrome bandwagon!"
The UK born film pro was discovered slumped near the spot where his 32 year-old wife died five months ago.
Official premilinary autopsy findings will be published later today.