Susan Boyle Gets new home in Blackburn

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 2 April 2010

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Subo's new home

Susan Boyle has purchased a new humongous house in Blackburn. It's complete with a wheelchair ramp which Subo says she will use as a slide in winter when it gets icy. If snow gets thick enough she is going to use it as a bunny slope and learn how to ski.

The house does not have a garden, that is, no bushes or trees close to it, which is a plus for Susan.

Susan commented, "Now there is nowhere for those crazy bloody American fans to hide with their bloody red scarves. I have 100% visibility of anyone trying to bless me now."

She is said to be purchasing the house next door for her cat Pebbles. This has yet to be confirmed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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