Jesse James Allegedly following in Tiger's Footprints

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Friday, 2 April 2010

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Jesse James allegedly slept with this alleged woman

Jesse James has allegedly entered rehab - Sandra Bullock's alleged estranged husband has allegedly cheated on her with, allegedly, four other women and has allegedly checked himself into an alleged rehab. centre for alleged treatment for alleged sex addiction.

The alleged rep told 'Persons' magazine that Jesse allegedly checked himself into an alleged rehab. clinic. No-one knows where Jesse is allegedly staying

Jesse allegedly realized it was time to fess up and get some alleged treatment in order to save his alledged marriage. This move is allegedly 100% Jesse's idea.

It's alleged that Bullock plans to divorce Jesse after allegedly finding out about his alleged 11 month affair with an alleged tattooed lady.

It's alleged that Sandra will not take him back even if he successfully completes the alleged rehabilition programme.

It's alleged that Sandra is now dating Tiger Woods.

It's alleged that Jesse couldn't give a damn. He allegedly dated the tattooed woman for an alleged publicity stunt.

It's alleged that this story is the TRUTH about Jesse James - but it seriously isn't!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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