Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 2 April 2010

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Robin Hood's mate 'Red Scarlet' at Nottingham's Pride Parade

It's true. Peter Pan and Robin Hood were as queer as a nine bob note.

When you think about it, the tights were a real give away, plus Robin Hood hung around with a number of other guys who wore tights, and were also gay, except for Friar Tuck and HE wore a dress, but he was gay too.

Maid Marion was Robin Hood's 'cover'. As long as he met up with her now and again, no one suspected. Mind you, the Sheriff of Nottingham had an 'inkling' because he was gay too and often wondered about Robin and his MERRY MEN.

MERRY IS A SYNONYM FOR GAY

(For those readers who don't know what a 'synonym' is, ask someone who knows, because if you DON'T know what a 'synonym' is then it's bloody pointless me pointing you in the direction of a dictionary isn't it?)

Peter Pan, well, you only have to look at him haven't you?

He hung around with lots of little lads too. He was the Michael Jackson of his day.

There you go, Michael loved Peter Pan too. Say no more, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know wha' a mean. Know wha' a mean. Say no more. Say no more. Suggestive digestive if you ask me.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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