Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 2 April 2010

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Give Me A Break!

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty" during his romp with these two young debutantes.

Describing his language as "highly appropriate for such dalliances," Tiger refused to apologize for any possible hurt these girls might have felt; even going so far as saying his dialogue with these trollops was as "American as apple pie."

As for his alleged behavior being described as "nasty" and "dirty," he added. "What the Hell did these dirtbags expect from me when I paid them $2000 bucks; that I was going to give them a golf lesson"?

WTF......

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