Written by Jean Le Fete

Friday, 2 April 2010

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Lady Gaga and Madonna fight to the death!

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party has commissioned the makers of Rock Band to come up with an edition that even Republicans can enjoy playing.

The new Rock Band Blue Elephants version will feature 8 levels instead of the usual 3 levels Easy, Hard and Expert. With Rock Band BE there will be the following levels, Level 1: Tone death Totally Talentless Bastards, Level 2: Hypocritical Neurotic Idiot, Level 3: Wish I Could Sing for Shit, Level 4: I'm a Yankee Doodle Asshole, Level 5: Rythym? What The Hell is Rythym?! Level 6: If I Had A Dime For Every Note I Missed, Level 7: Alley Cat Heaven, and Level 8: If This is Singing There's Hope For Every Ape.

Music will feature a mixture of Rock and Roll classics, like Led Zepplins, "Stairway to Heaven" but the recordings are by famous Republicans such as Richard Nixon, William Shatner and Tony Randall. Animations will include a sexy catfight between Madonna and Lady Gaga, who strip each other down until nude, while Dick Cheney referees and makes lude comments.

Rock Band BE goes on sale next month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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