Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

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Friday, 2 April 2010

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With a huge hit on their hands, why would Ashley Greene even suggest that Kristen should drop out of her role as Bella Swan in it?

"Because she's back to calling herself 'Bella' again", Ashley told 'Hollywood Blue'.

This happened a little over a year ago and everyone thought it was all in the past but, according to Greene and several others, she may be at it again.

"She got some help from a doctor and her friends supported her so that everyone thought she was fine. That includes Kristen, because she would laugh at her antics later."

Greene told reporters that they should go talk to Robert Pattinson who would confirm what she was saying.

"She's even called me Alice at times. She's also called Robert, Edward. This can really give you the creeps because I wonder how deep we should get into these parts and begin to lose who were are? Also, there's a funny feeling that several have described to me and I feel it too. We laugh it off but it's still there."

Let's hope this is only some slips of the tongue. Maybe doing the characters in other movies will help.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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