Canadians, having read the Spoof article about one of their nationals running for the border, to enter America, breathed a joint sigh of relief. They can't wait to be rid of this crazed Subo lunatic.
Many are planning to be at the border to cheer him on. None of them will be wearing RED scarves.
It's believed he has a place to rest his 'messed up head' on his arrival in the States. Twin Subo fans are arranging a Meet and Greet in his honour (sorry 'honor') when he arrives on their holier than thou' ground.
A bedroom is awaiting him, painted and decorated in RED of course. It looks like HELL and probably WILL be. So very fitting.