Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 2 April 2010

image for Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian
Life's hotter than hell for Subo fanatics

Canadians, having read the Spoof article about one of their nationals running for the border, to enter America, breathed a joint sigh of relief. They can't wait to be rid of this crazed Subo lunatic.

Many are planning to be at the border to cheer him on. None of them will be wearing RED scarves.

It's believed he has a place to rest his 'messed up head' on his arrival in the States. Twin Subo fans are arranging a Meet and Greet in his honour (sorry 'honor') when he arrives on their holier than thou' ground.

A bedroom is awaiting him, painted and decorated in RED of course. It looks like HELL and probably WILL be. So very fitting.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more