Jamie Olivers crusade against FAT/OBESE people in the US has been crucified by skinny David Letterman.
He called Jamie, "a crazy Brit on a useless mission attempting to achieve the impossible, getting Americans to stop eating giant pizzas, buckets of popcorn, French fries, doughnuts, burgers and that's just for starters!"
Jamie countered saying, "US Burgers have arses like the back of a bus, fat rolls bigger than the Michelin Man and they even had the cheek to allow Gordon 'Fucking' Ramsey in!"
Now as we all know Mr Letterman has enormous influence in the US, so when the audacious Ricky Gervais appeared on his show cracking jokes about obese Americans his audience loved it. The power of comedy is amazing especially when it's from an arrogant Brit targeting FATTY Yanks who really are FAT MAN!
David Letterman still thinks that Jamie Oliver is a naive twat, but he has decided to help his campaign so he had a chat with fellow "FATTER THAN FAT" showmaster, Oprah, who has an enormous influence over FATTY Yanks.
She has promised to cut down on her breakfast in public: 10 pancakes with syrup, 6 fried eggs, 4 doughnuts with buckets of milky, sugared coffee and will invite Jamie on her show to demonstrate how to cook a healthier breakfast:
10 Pancakes without syrup just sugar, 6 boiled eggs, 4 sugar-free doughnuts + buckets of unsweetened slim-line black coffee, guaranteed to lose obese Yanks a 100 kilos from their 250 kilos, FAT CHANCE!