ORLANDO - It took her over four months but Rachel Uchitel, aka Rich Rich Rich Rachel has just 'earned' $10 million from Eldrick Tont Woods because she promised not to do a "Show and Tell and Tell All."
Yes, in four short months Rachel went from being a working club hostess to being a rich, rich, rich, retired opportunistic ho(le) in one.
Uchitel has stated that she gave up her job as a club hostess to concentrate on being there for Tiger when he was sad, depressed, and confused.
Rachel said that if it had not been for her, encouraging Tiger by telling him that if he did good in the golf tournaments she would reward him in the bedroom tournaments, he would not have won all of the tournaments and millions which he did.
Uchitel then stated that in all actuality she should have been paid $20 million for her 'devotion and dedication' but she agreed to the lower sum of $10 million.
In other news. Famed motorcycle author Randolph McYucca has just written a book about Jesse James entitled, 'Oops - The Jesse James Story.' McYucca has already been approached by Mountaintop Pictures about purchasing the movie rights.
