Popular fortune cookie worker found dead

Funny story: Popular fortune cookie worker found dead

During a sunrise raid by the US immigration office, agents discovered a dead body in the OK fortune cookie plant. According to reports he had apparently been trapped for years and had sent thousands of messages for help. Tragically the "Help I am...

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Kevin's Bacon Bankrupt

Funny story: Kevin's Bacon Bankrupt

It's a rags to rags story that has left America stunned - one of it's greatest icons has admitted that he is bankrupt due to the recession that is gripping the world like a clenched fist around a teenage boys erect penis before his first wank. Ke...

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Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Funny story: Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Friday night, two contestants on the game show "Taxi Treasure" were robbed at gunpoint, after failing to answer the first three questions on the popular show. The game show - set inside a taxi cab - picks up unsuspecting passengers and offers the...

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Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

Funny story: Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

It came as no surprise today when all international cricket teams refused to play Pakistan again, until they either provide genuine and decent security at matches, or stop allowing their own people to systematically murder players, while Pakistani po...

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Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

Funny story: Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

New York - (Al Qaeda? Al Schmaida! Ass Mess): George Pataki your fetid thieving lying ass is in a sling along with 9/11 World Trade Centre developers Larry Silverstein and Frank Lowy. That is the Feds' damning indictment of Ponzi scam fraudster Be...

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Child Genius Gets Another A Level

Funny story: Child Genius Gets Another A Level

Three Year Old Rancid Mohamad Deepengin passed his 5th A Level exam yesterday, this time it was in Physics. Three year old Rancid (a self confessed bookworm and proper little know-it-all) said that when he grows up he wants to be a nuclear physicist...

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Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Funny story: Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Greg Hands, a shadow Treasury minister made a formal complaint against Tony McNulty, the government work, and pensions pig. The shadow treasury piggy claimed that: "£60,000 of taxpayers' swill has been scoffed in expenses at Mr McNulty's parents...

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Aspartame in the raw sighted in San Francisco

Funny story: Aspartame in the raw sighted in San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Look out little blue packets. Look out little pink packets. Look out little yellow packets; and look out little white packets, and little brown packets of sugar! My source, the restaurant secret shopper, Ms. Angela J. Tidbit...

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Harvey to play Jade in new musical - "When Jade met Jack"

Funny story: Harvey to play Jade in new musical - "When Jade met Jack"

Brian Harvey has stepped into the breach to fulfill his destiny playing Jade Goody in the new west end musical celebrating her life. He'll perform opposite Blake Fielder-Civil who'll star as Jack Tweed. Barry Bossanova, theatre owner and impres...

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Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Funny story: Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Great Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, crashed to a two-set embarrassment against Rafael Nadal in the final of the Indian Wells Masters, and then blamed the defeat on wind. Murray, who had beaten Nadal in their previous two meetings,...

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Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Funny story: Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists across the country are now awaiting for the first love rat to be caught by Google Street View. Images of people on the streets of Britain are being scoured for anyone involved in a romantic tryst - with the hope infidelities will be re...

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Bank launches alien attack savings account

Funny story: Bank launches alien attack savings account

A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth. The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet. Earnest...

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Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Funny story: Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England. It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...

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Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Funny story: Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...

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The truth behind the Middleton fortune

Funny story: The truth behind the Middleton fortune

After days of extensive research, undercover reporting and hours of having my phone call held in a queue, I finally got some answers to the question on everyone's lips; How is Prince Williams girlfriend so rich? The answer is relatively simple. The Middleton parents found love whilst on board flight BA4678, with her father sporting a rather dashing pinnie serving orange juice and champagne to t...

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Hamas available for parties

Funny story: Hamas available for parties

Just got married and want a firework display? Need a few rockets let off at New Year? Look no further than Hamas, the Palestinians you know you can trust. For only the price of three shekels and a cup of dirty water, our team won't even come to your house and disturb your privacy - they'll light the fuses of the rockets ten miles away, then fire them in the vague direction of where you live.

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Exclusive! Jade's Funeral Plans Leaked

I have obtained a secret memorandum outlining the details of Jade Goody's planned State Funeral, which is reproduced below: Memorandum FROM: The Office of Max Cash, PR to the Chavs TO: The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister Sir Paul Stephenson, Metropolitan Police Commissioner The Most Reverend Father in God, Rowan Williams, by Divine Providence Lord Archbishop of Canterbury, Prim...

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Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Funny story: Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Jack Tweed, the grieving husband of the late Jade Goody, who is facing a second jail term this week, has revealed plans to register the Jade Goody name as a trade mark with a view to living off it for the rest of his life. Tweed, who will hear on...

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Madonna's rear massively expands as she visits TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Madonna's rear massively expands as she visits TheSpoof.com

Today, pop star and dancer Madonna paid a visit to The Spoof, and as she was being shown round the US Headlines room, to see if she was still being endlessly mentioned, her nether regions suddenly expanded massively! Dressed in a nice white bikini...

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New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

Funny story: New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10. Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...

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Muslimsingles.comma dating web site opens

Funny story: Muslimsingles.comma dating web site opens

Are you a single Muslim woman? Tired of a secular lifestyle, and sick of wearing nice clothes and makeup, and drinking with your friends after work on a Friday? Then why not join Muslimsingles.comma! Here's a few of the Muslim men you can meet: 'Male, aged 22, seeks female Muslim to stay in the house all day, washing and cleaning and cooking, and having endless children. Must stop drinking and...

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Our Problems Can All Be Blamed On Phony Caterpillars

Funny story: Our Problems Can All Be Blamed On Phony Caterpillars

As reported on NPR, Biologists have discovered a type of caterpillar that invades ants nests and by the use of sounds and chemicals are able to imitate a Queen ant. They take up residence in the nest living totally off the slavish servitude of th...

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AIG Must Change Its Name To Get Bailout Money

Funny story: AIG Must Change Its Name To Get Bailout Money

One of the mandates of the new bailout to insurance company AIG is that they must change their name to something more appropriate. Their original title - American Insurance Group - suggests that they are patriotic and believe in the principals th...

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Ellen, Rosie, & Melissa vs. Ann, Meghan, & Laura - The Wrestling Match

Funny story: Ellen, Rosie, & Melissa vs. Ann, Meghan, & Laura - The Wrestling Match

ALHAMBRA, California - Plans have been finalized by ESPN to telecast the first political women's wrestling match in history. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, will join ex-talk show host Rosie O'Donnell, and rock and roller Melissa Etheridge on the...

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Why women prefer guns to men

Funny story: Why women prefer guns to men

10. A gun doesn't mind if you stop and ask for directions. 9. A gun doesn't ever reek of beer or cigars. 8. A gun won't pout if you have a headache. 7. A gun always goes anywhere with you and never asks, "Do we have to go there again?" 6. You can buy fancy new grips for your gun and it won't complain about how they look or fit. 5. A gun doesn't leave dirty socks or underwear in a pi...

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Why men prefer guns to women

Funny story: Why men prefer guns to women

- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet sp...

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Third List Of Little-Known Facts That Will Amaze & Astound Your Friends

Funny story: Third List Of Little-Known Facts That Will Amaze & Astound Your Friends

Homer Simpson, the dad character on the hit TV series, The Simpsons, is based upon President Teddy Roosevelt's brother, Homer Roosevelt, who was always bullying Teddy! Watching a common housefly crawl up the side of the wall as you lie on your bed and meditating deeply about it for an hour or more, can raise your IQ by a whole point! The old commercial, "Winston tastes good like a (Clap, C...

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Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued

Funny story: Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued

The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody. The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - j...

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Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!

American cyclist Lance Armstrong, the only man to win the Tour de France seven times, fell off his bike today. "That's what happens when you ride bikes fast - you often fall off" said one man stating the obvious. Armstrong, son of Astronaut Ne...

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Suze Orman Kicks George W. Bush's Butt

Funny story: Suze Orman Kicks George W. Bush's Butt

MIAMI - Suze Orman, famed television personality and financial advisor says that President George W. Bush is solely responsible for the economic mess that the United States finds itself in. Orman said that Bush was too busy worrying about the rest...

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Jade 'Jesus' Goody to make easter sunday comeback

Funny story: Jade 'Jesus' Goody to make easter sunday comeback

An official source has today confirmed that Jade Goody, who announced her death this weekend, will be making her grand comeback on Easter Sunday in a biblical spectacular fashion. A tomb has been designed and constructed at a top secret London stu...

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Sir Alex Ferguson Attacks Fan

Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Attacks Fan

A spokesman for Manchester United has admitted that reports claiming that United manager Sir Alex Ferguson attacked a fan at the Old Trafford Stadium this morning are true. "He arrived fuming, his big red nose shining like a beacon, his cheeks flu...

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Jack's bedside Vigil

Funny story: Jack's bedside Vigil

The Entire Nation was moved today by the total dedication of Jade Goody's 21 year old newly wed husband Jack. Speaking from Sunny Portugal her distraught but somewhat tanned publicist told the press that not once did the courageuous Jack leave Jad...

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The Tate Nano Is NOT World's Cheapest Car

Funny story: The Tate Nano Is NOT World's Cheapest Car

The Tata Nano, which is being heralded as the world's cheapest car, during it's launch in India, actually isn't. The World's cheapest car belongs to the son of Dave Scud - it is worth £1 and sits around leaking oil on his driveway. Costing just...

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Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Funny story: Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...

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Viking Re-Enactor causes stir in Biscuit designing claim

Funny story: Viking Re-Enactor causes stir in Biscuit designing claim

Viking Re- Enactor Noel Thomas today caused turmoil in the biscuit world by claiming that he and he alone designed "The Garibaldi Biscuit". Oh crumbs.....commented a spokesman from Mc Vities, this will reverberate from the biscuit world right thro...

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Jade's groom Tweed to inherit £1 million in goodies

Funny story: Jade's groom Tweed to inherit £1 million in goodies

London - (Probate Ass Mess): In a prenup deal brokered by Rogue Bank of Snotland's ex-CEO Sir Fred Goodwin Jade Goody's husband Jack Weed will inherit over a million pounds in royalties from her intellectual (sic) property rights. Weed, 21, was b...

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Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

Funny story: Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

A woman, whose name can't be given for legal reasons, passed away today having lost her fight against cancer as well as her fight with her local health authority over the cost of prescription drugs that would have extended her life for a couple of ye...

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Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

Funny story: Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.

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Jade Goody - the Hippopotamus theroy

Funny story: Jade Goody - the Hippopotamus theroy

It has emerged from a unspecified source that Jade Goody was, in fact, the world's first Hippopotamus human combination. She escaped from Dr Instienatormis lab in California, 27 years ago. According to Instienatormis, she was the oldest surviving...

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Reform Body Attacks Database State

Funny story: Reform Body Attacks Database State

A report from the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust has said the UK 'database state' wastes billions from the public purse and often breaches human rights laws. The government spends £16bn a year on databases and plans to spend a further £105bn on proj...

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Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

Funny story: Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

The trial of the only known surviving suspect from last year's Mumbai terrorist attack took place today. Mr. P. Akistan has been accused of killing 170 innocent people in India's financial capital, in what Indian police called 'a pathetic and cowa...

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'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

Funny story: 'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

A scientist in Berlin today made the shock claim that Americans aren't dumb. 'Let's look at the evidence', Professor Heinrich Buschvoterr said, from his laboratory in the Berlin suburb of Wedding. 'The Moon landings, for instance. Adults around th...

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BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Funny story: BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...

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End to 'War on Terror' in Sight

Funny story: End to 'War on Terror' in Sight

Sources within the MoD, MI6 and both the CIA and US Department of Defense have indicated that the end of the War on Terror is in sight, following the reported death of one of a leading terrorist figure. Security Service spokesman David Shayler sai...

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"Buggerall" Pub Opens in Portsmouth, Draws Motley Crew Of Patrons Addicted to Spoof!

Funny story: "Buggerall" Pub Opens in Portsmouth, Draws Motley Crew Of Patrons Addicted to Spoof!

Portsmouth, Uk/ Guardian, Dining Out Section - Hundreds of Brits, known worldwide for having "no taste, Really," attended the opening at this maritime and historical port of the area's newest Pirate theme Restaurant and Pub. The brainchild for th...

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Fishermen's Friends Forced To Cough Up

Funny story: Fishermen's Friends Forced To Cough Up

A gang of thieves have stolen over £100,000 worth of jewels from an elderly couple. The victims made their fortune making the 'popular' sweet known as 'Fishermen's Friend'. They are said to be 'choked' by the experience. The gang forced their way...

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Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Have you been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault? Pen slipped and gouged your hand? Ink-leakage-related trauma? Writer's block? Headache through brain over-usage? Paper Cut? There's always someone else to blame! Get on the phone now to Writers Claim Line on 555 1818 - you will get 100% of your compensation, often within a week. Don't delay, call today!...

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U.S. N. Korea Thaw

Funny story: U.S. N. Korea Thaw

The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...

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Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

Funny story: Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

As families strain to meet the mortgage, pay the rent and furnish meals for the table, the Food Channel has been practically obsessing over the cheapest most fun meals since breast feeding. In better times, countless shows featured a variety of great...

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God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

Funny story: God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

More people have committed suicide over being endlessly inundated with the absurd life and death of jade Goody than have died from the particular cancer that brought her demise. If her poor kids had a ha'penny for all of the ink and cyberpixels spilt...

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Cardinal Egan Opens celibacy debate; "The wifee made mee!"

Funny story: Cardinal Egan Opens celibacy debate; "The wifee made mee!"

NY Cardinal Eddie Egan known for absolutely nothing at all but being a bookmark in the history of the American church told an Albany NY radio interviewer that celibacy for priests should be reconsidered. This of course is as obvious a statement as al...

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War between India and Australia

Funny story: War between India and Australia

Breaking News: War between India and Australia, I mean between Indian and Australian fan has been broken out there in middle of Indian Ocean. Fans of Sachin Tendulkar and Fans of whole Australian Cricket team are up against each other with all kind o...

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Paddington Bear's Darkest Peruvian Origins Cast Shadow on Promising Political career

Funny story: Paddington Bear's Darkest Peruvian Origins Cast Shadow on Promising Political career

In these days of worldwide Bear Markets, Paddington thought he had it made in the shade. That is until voters were reminded of the origins story behind the story. At first the British public was completely emamoured. His humble beginnings as a wa...

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Obama Sends Tony Resko to Make Karzai "An Offer He can't Refuse"

Funny story: Obama Sends Tony Resko to Make Karzai "An Offer He can't Refuse"

Obama like all powerful men seems to know that you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Romour has it that it will not be long before Afghan President Hamid Karzai is served up as an Obama souffle. Sources close to the President's...

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New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

Funny story: New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

ST MORITZ Switzerland, - UPDATE - Die neue Währung auf Hitlers Geburtstag bekannt gegeben wird die Ware Kokain, die derzeit ermöglicht der Welt-Banking-Systeme gesichert werden. Nach meiner Quelle, kanadische Noball-Preis der Wiener Professo...

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Why Isn't Roy Turse In Top 20? Bribes Apparently Rejected

Funny story: Why Isn't Roy Turse In Top 20? Bribes Apparently Rejected

Dateline, London, GMT, An angry exchange occurred today when Spoof.com so-called 'writer' Skoob1999 challenged thespoof.com heirarchy as to why Roy Turse and son, pioneers and leading lights of legendary pirate story 'Below Decks', and probably th...

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Michael Sheen Set To Star In Jade Goody Movie

Funny story: Michael Sheen Set To Star In Jade Goody Movie

Character actor Michael Sheen who can do just about anyone, from David Frost to Tony Blair or Brian Clough to Kenneth Williams has been offered the lead role in the Hollywood epic "The Jade Goody Story - A Nation Of Fickle Minded Morons" Sheen wil...

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Jade Goody's ghostly image captured on Web Cam attacking Spoof Writer -- Is she seeking revenge on the media?

Funny story: Jade Goody's ghostly image captured on Web Cam attacking Spoof Writer -- Is she seeking revenge on the media?

London, England - In the silent Web Cam tape footage, a somewhat ironically befitting contrasting epitaph to the passing of reality TV star, Jade Goody, an unknown spoof writer can be seen sitting at his computer writing a satire about her much-antic...

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Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Funny story: Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...

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Saint Patrick's Day Almost Over - Grand Slam Didn't Help

Funny story: Saint Patrick's Day Almost Over - Grand Slam Didn't Help

A spokesman for the All Of Ireland Safety Commission this morning announced that the Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations are finally winding down. Fergal McCartney told us from Dublin City: "It's gradually starting to taper off. The celebrants are...

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Britney Spears Planning Cancer

Funny story: Britney Spears Planning Cancer

Pop sensation Britney Spears is rumoured to be considering a multi-million dollar deal with Cancer, following the success of Jade Goody's recent money making activities. Spears, who has been out of the public eye for a number of years is planning...

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Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

Funny story: Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

It has been revealed today that former big brother contestant Jade Goody is to star in a new reality show. '6 Foot Deep' will star Goody, as she decomposes live to an estimated audience of millions. A custom made coffin will feature a camera an...

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Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

Funny story: Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

American President Barack 'I Hate Disabled People' Obama, was today hailed by Muslim fundamentalist group Hamas. 'At last', Hamas chief Hijaq Kwrd Qilla said, 'an American President that admits that the road to peace is not by negotiation and dipl...

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Our Feisty England World Cup Winners

Funny story: Our Feisty England World Cup Winners

England's winning Women's World Cup cricket team have been speaking about their victory today. In a joint statement from the team they said that although they were really happy to have won, they were sorry they couldn't have been the men's team.

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