Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Funny story: Race Swimmers Thrash Like The Clappers As Sharks Close In

Sydney Australia - Competitors in a long distance swimming race were prompted to several 'Personal Bests', not by the exhortations of their trainers, but by several sharks closing in on them. There have been a number of reported shark attacks this...

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Gorgeous Models Riot In New York City

Funny story: Gorgeous Models Riot In New York City

MANHATTAN - Hundreds of young women waiting in line to audition for the reality show "America's Next Top Model" suddenly turned into an uncontrolled mob, a good looking mob, but a mob nonetheless. Twenty-three year old, Tiffany Laganetti who lives...

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"America's Next Top Model" audition "Face-Off" leads to arrests

Funny story: "America's Next Top Model" audition "Face-Off" leads to arrests

New York, New York - "We all do the super model face-off [like a staring contest] thing," said Trisha, an aspiring female model that was at the audition when the fisticuffs breakout between contestants. "When suddenly these two girls really got into...

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Stephen Hawking To Hold Audition For New Voice

Funny story: Stephen Hawking To Hold Audition For New Voice

Stephen Hawking is to hold auditions to find a new voice. After years with his current voice it is thought that the physicist has become bored and now plans to change his voice every 18 months. He has made fewer breakthroughs in recent years so he...

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Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...

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An explanation of soccerball

Funny story: An explanation of soccerball

Howdy, folks, I'm Randy. And my name is Jed. I'm here to introduce y'all to that sport they play in foreign countries, soccerball. Here in the good old USA it's a sport for women and children, but in Europe it's played by men! But before you go thinking it's a sport for sissies, they don't wear any body armour or padding at all. These guys are tough. Soccerball has quite a few differences from...

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Chef Ramsay causes America to stop using first names

Funny story: Chef Ramsay causes America to stop using first names

Reports have come into The Spoof suggesting that a significant number of Americans are eschewing first names in favour of occupations in an attempt to make themselves and others sound more professional. This movement apparently comes thanks to the ar...

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Web 2.1 released

Funny story: Web 2.1 released

The Internet Update Company (IUC) have announced that Web 2.1 is ready to be released. The bespectacled nerdy president of the company, Bill Doors, explained the new technology and the its planned roll-out. He told us: "First we had the Internet,...

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Satan Hires Max Clifford

Funny story: Satan Hires Max Clifford

Sources close to the Prince of Darkness have suggested that he may be about to hire the publicist Max Clifford. Satan is thought to be very impressed with Clifford's work with Jade Goody. The once nationally vilified Big Brother is now adored by peop...

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Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

Funny story: Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

Terminally-ill Jade Goody-Tweedy has had enough - and she's now taking out a Media Injunction to prove it! Jade, the ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother housemate, has been the subject of many millions of despicable and derogatory articles in...

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Larkrise to Candleford - New Tarantino Film

Funny story: Larkrise to Candleford - New Tarantino Film

Cutting edge film geek Quentin Tarantino has revealed that his new film is to be a radical re-working of Flora Thompson's smash hit novel - Lark Rise to Candleford. The story, which focuses on the smorgasbord of entertainment to be found in a Post...

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Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...

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Black armbands worn by BBC Scotland sports presenters

Funny story: Black armbands worn by BBC Scotland sports presenters

After Celtic's victory in the Scottish League Cup Final against arch-rivals Rangers, BBC Scotland presenters were today wearing black armbands, in a fitting tribute to the tragedy. Speaking from Glasgow, presenter Dougie Boynolly said: 'We are int...

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Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Funny story: Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Anchorage - Amid accusations from the John McCain campaign, challenging her intelligence, Tina Fey has come to Sarah Palin's defense, "You know in all the years I've made fun of other people in comedy, I've enjoyed making fun of Sarah the most of any...

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Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

Funny story: Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...

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Brown and Balls: "Top Criminals to be fast tracked into teaching careers". Market farces continue to prevail!

Funny story: Brown and Balls: "Top Criminals to be fast tracked into teaching careers". Market farces continue to prevail!

Consternation in the UK as Gordon Brown and Ed Balls announce that the current one year Post Graduate Course in Education could be cut to six months in order to recruit an army of unfortunate, former, city of London, financial weasels. "Funny mo...

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Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

Funny story: Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

There was a further twist in the Jade Goody Saga today, as writers on a satirical news website 'crossed swords' over, what it is claimed has been, a relentless invasion of the ex-Big Brother housemate's private life, and severe case of defamation of...

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Battlestar Galactica may save Jade Goody!

It has emerged today that British television superstar and glamour icon Jade Goody may be cured as a result of a procedure loosely based on the resurrection abilities of the villainous robotic race on outgoing American sci-fi series Battlestar Galact...

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Provisional IRA give The Spoof 30 minutes to leave the internet

Funny story: Provisional IRA give The Spoof 30 minutes to leave the internet

To mark St. Patrick's Day, in a coded message the Provisional IRA - not to be confused with the Real IRA, Continuity IRA, Official IRA, or Drugdealing Hoodlum IRA - gave a warning to The Spoof, a satirical website that has already brought down one Pr...

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Bill Gates buys exclusive rights to usage of famous saying

Funny story: Bill Gates buys exclusive rights to usage of famous saying

Computer software giant and inventor of Windows, Bill Gates, has purchased exclusive rights to the usage of a famous saying. During the American version of Comic Relief, which is called "Relief from Georgebush", he paid almost $2 billion to take o...

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New Bin Laden cartoon opens on NBC

Funny story: New Bin Laden cartoon opens on NBC

A new cartoon was shown today on American TV network NBC, 'Bin Laden the Cartoon Villain and his Wacky Faces'. In the children's program, every episode begins with a tall Arabic man with a ridiculously long beard ranting and raving about America a...

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Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

Funny story: Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

London - (Reality TV Ass Mess): The cancellation of a £10 million upgrade of the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain into the Jade Goody Water Beacon has unleashed a torrent of bile among the reality tv contestant's accountants. The Hype Park water...

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Queen's toilet retires after 50 years' service

Funny story: Queen's toilet retires after 50 years' service

The British Royal Family's principal toilet in Buckingham Palace has announced its retirement after 50 years'service. In a career that has seen an unparalelled number of royal bottoms and flushed away countless tons of regal turds. The toilet said...

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Obama Administration to Teach Americans How to Panic

Funny story: Obama Administration to Teach Americans How to Panic

The Obama administration today promised that by the time 2012 comes around Americans will not only know how to panic but will have good reason to. The promise comes just days after President Obama said that he was "dissatisfied" with the reaction to...

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Obama intelligence pick slams Madoff bankrolling of Iraq WMD fantasy factory

Funny story: Obama intelligence pick slams Madoff bankrolling of Iraq WMD fantasy factory

Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman. The former US envoy to Saudi Arab...

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Bernie Madoff In Isolation after Threats He Would be "Stuffed" Circulate Prison Yard!

Funny story: Bernie Madoff In Isolation after Threats He Would be "Stuffed" Circulate Prison Yard!

Guantanamo Bay/ Federal Economic Detainee News - A shaken Bernie Madoff, FINALLY placed in Federal Custody, was removed to isolation in this Cuban Federal Penal Colony after sexual threats from Bankrupt Inmates said they were planning to have him Stu...

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High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

Funny story: High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

David "Flash" Bryzynski set a school record for equipment managers when he collected the Hamilton High Grizzlies basketball team's towels in a record three minutes and fifty seven seconds, shattering the old record of 4:07. Bryzynski, a juni...

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Arrest Warrant Out for Lindsay Lohan: Is this THE END?

Funny story: Arrest Warrant Out for Lindsay Lohan: Is this THE END?

Beverly Hills, California/ Psychology Today/ Celebrity Profile - An Arrest Warrant was issued today for a sexually confused Lindsay Lohan by a Beverly Hills judge on unspecified charges, that could send the Muff Diving Diva back to jail for up to 3 y...

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Comic Relief Results In

Funny story: Comic Relief Results In

It was the Comedy Night of the Year, when comedians from all over Britain came together in the name of charity - in this case Comic Relief - to instil within the viewing public, a sense of collective guilt, of shame, and of the need to offload their...

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Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

Funny story: Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...

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Wayne Rooney In Call For Ferguson Sacking

Funny story: Wayne Rooney In Call For Ferguson Sacking

Manchester United 1 Liverpool 4 - Wayne Rooney, the outspoken Manchester United and England striker, caused more controversy last night when, after his team's crushing defeat to arch-rivals Liverpool, he is rumoured to have called for the sacking of...

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Fina outlaws same suit swimming

Funny story: Fina outlaws same suit swimming

BEIJING, China - Fina, the worldwide swimming dictatorship council, has ruled that the Peedumsiem ZRLIEN racer may not be worn. The suit caused much controversy when 79 swimmers were wearing one suit. "We feel it hampers form, to have 79 swimme...

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Burned diners bring syrup to diners

Funny story: Burned diners bring syrup to diners

CHANDLER, AZ - Pancake serving restaurants in this town are seeing an interesting phenomenon, according to waitress Othien Antspien of the IllagePien Nnien here. Othien reports that customers are bringing their own syrup and asking if it is alright t...

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Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

Funny story: Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

Candymaker, Florida Olde Farts has made a killing for decades with their Jujube beads. The hard as rock near tasteless candy for some unknown reason is a movie theater treat that can't be beat. Film buffs have been gnawing, chewing and jawing on thes...

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Meg McCain: Coulter Dyes Her Pussy Pillow

Funny story: Meg McCain: Coulter Dyes Her Pussy Pillow

John McCain's daughter Meghan seems to have inheriteed dad's Irish thirst for fight. The pugnacious Republican blogger Meg McCain ,a 24 year old blonde beauty with a forty inch bust and the vocabulary of a middle schooler has chosen to go after vicio...

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Guantanamo Inmates Now "Best Friends Forever"

Funny story: Guantanamo Inmates Now "Best Friends Forever"

Guant√°namo Bay-Guantanamo Inmates are no longer "Enemy combatants", but are now to be called, "Best Friends Forever". In an abrupt about face from anything resembling reality, The Obama administration has begun referring to the most dangerous people...

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Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Funny story: Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Parasite Scientists recently identified a whole new sub-species of creature now recognized as having a large presence in our world. The sub species is identified as being a mollusk-like, slimy, backbone-less parasite that has been given the nam...

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Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Following hot on the heels of teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song's neon lit abduction (unopposed) tonight on Hollywood Boulevard this evening, disturbing news has reached us that top heart-throb Rob Pattinson has also been abducted following...

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Local Councils to use Premier League pitches as rubbish tips

Funny story: Local Councils to use Premier League pitches as rubbish tips

We all know that the nation faces a rubbish problem. Landfills are at capacity and the amount of rubbish we all produce is at an all time high. But 2 local councils have got creative and may have solved the problem. Viewers of tonight's MOTD and the...

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Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

In the 'Oh my GOD!' with hand covering mouth stakes, it doesn't come much more 'Oh my GOD!' than this. This evening, teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were abducted in broad lamplight by a pirate raiding party on Hollywood Boulevard, in...

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David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

Funny story: David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

It was really him. Wasn't it? Fans did a double take tonight as the voice of the World's Football Saviour, David Beckham came emanating out of their TV's. The problem? While it was certainly David Beckham's voice, it certainly was not David Beckham s...

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Viewers complain at guest appearance by a celebrity on Comic Relief

Funny story: Viewers complain at guest appearance by a celebrity on Comic Relief

The BBC last night received tens of thousands of complaints that a celebrity had appeared on their annual Comic Relief fundraising event. It seems that at approximately 10pm, not long after the news was broadcast, a celebrity who was not a member...

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