Obama Sends Tony Resko to Make Karzai "An Offer He can't Refuse"

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 23 March 2009

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A spoonful of powder helped the deal go down

Obama like all powerful men seems to know that you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Romour has it that it will not be long before Afghan President Hamid Karzai is served up as an Obama souffle.

Sources close to the President's Afghan advisers report that Obama called mobster-helpmate Tony Resko in on a special detail. Tony it is believed will be dispatched to dispatch the Afghani President if he doesn't cooperate with the US recipe for a new Afghani omelette.

Resko is said to have told the President: "Dontcha worry 'bout a ting. I gotcha dat house wid da big yard and now I'll get a noo Don in whatevadafuckstan...but it's gonna cost ya!" Resko is believed to be asking for a share of the local powder market:" Yeah, I told B...you know some white stuff what the ladies se to powder their noses..."

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