Sports broadcaster punished for broadcasting filth

Funny story: Sports broadcaster punished for broadcasting filth

A prominent sports broadcaster has been rapped over their corporate knuckles for displaying what has been described as a "highly offensive" language. The emission in question concerned a recent football match between Cambridge United, playing at h...

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Saints Are Sinners

Funny story: Saints Are Sinners

Two members of Southampton football club, known as the Saints, have landed themselves in trouble. However bored spoof writers have been delighted with the news. It opens up opportunities to say things like 'Saints are devils', or 'Saints go marching.

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Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

Funny story: Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

NEW DELHI - After 9 years as a failed dictator pretending to be a democrat General Mushie was thrown out of office because he was too gutless to run as a civilian in democratic elections. But the little narcissist is without doubt a legend in his ow...

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It's Geoff Boycott's Corridor of Uncertainty II

Funny story: It's Geoff Boycott's Corridor of Uncertainty II

Hello, and welcome back to my corridor of uncertainty. This week I've received a very interesting letter from a chap who seems to be in a right mess. Dear Mr Boycott, I've always been a big fan of yours (CREEP) and now I think I need your help. It seems that I've got into a bit of a financial mess. I don't know where to turn to. It's not really my fault, but my frie...

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Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Funny story: Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Paul Gadd known by his self styled moniker Sir Gary of Glitter was last night locked in legal talks with a Swiss firm to try to break a legally binding contract. The 'leader of the chain gang' signed the contract on Friday morning with the Swiss h...

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Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

Funny story: Robert Mugabe Becomes Car Insurance Chief Executive

A leading car insurance company today appointed Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe as its chief executive. 'Oh yes', the African said, 'I will make them into the best car insurance company in history with my new policies, so out goes 3rd-party and...

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Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

Funny story: Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend. Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...

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Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Funny story: Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Fine food outlet Little Chef has announced today they have bought the troubled eatery the Fat Duck in Bray. The publicly listed restaurant has seen its shares tumble due in large to the lack of fat cats dining at the Fat Duck because of the 'Credi...

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Dr. Evil Threatens Global Rotation

Funny story: Dr. Evil Threatens Global Rotation

Reuters - Mastermind Dr. Evil startled the world community yesterday by revealing that he is behind the global trend to install gigantic wind turbines which he claims to have personal control over. In a video taped press release from his lair deep...

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Amy Winehouse to return 'home'

Funny story: Amy Winehouse to return 'home'

Amy Winehouse has announced she intends to live on a kibbutz in Israel when she finishes her 12 year sabbatical in the Caribbean. The singer has gone to the Caribbean to get as far away as possible from drugs - the islands are drug free - and it s...

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Button booboo embarrasses Hillary

Funny story: Button booboo embarrasses Hillary

MOSCOW - (APE) Hillary Clinton, in her role as US Secretary of State, presented Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a mock panic button. Mr Lavrov was exicted by the state department's Russian language skills. TheSpoof.com has been poking fun at...

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End of Whoop & Wail

Funny story: End of Whoop & Wail

Congress has passed a bill which will standardize the siren tones used by emergency services across the county for the first time. Rather than use the common Whoop and Wail style siren, a two-tone siren similar to the old sirens used in the UK and p...

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Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh, in a rage over Barack Obama trying, according to him, to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.A.S (Union of States of American Socialists), at a Wednesday night speaking engagement, accused him of turning America into a welfare state. Rush,...

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Jimmy Somerville's voice breaks

Funny story: Jimmy Somerville's voice breaks

Jimmy Somerville, the gay high-pitched vocalist with 80s band "The Communards" has announced today that his voice has finally broken. Mr Somerville, aged 48, had trouble speaking during the press conference, with his voice alternating between a h...

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Michael Jackson, Inspired By Britney, Planing Even Bigger Comeback?

Funny story: Michael Jackson, Inspired By Britney, Planing Even Bigger Comeback?

The now 50-year-old singer, Michael Jackson told reporters yesterday that he may go on a sort of "Farewell Tour" after his summer sets he has already announced. Michael arrived into the UK on March 3 with his three children - Prince Michael, 10, P...

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The World Watches As Vanessa Breaks Zac's Heart...

Funny story: The World Watches As Vanessa Breaks Zac's Heart...

Early Last week Vanessa Dumped Zac stating that "she was bored of him." Zac did his best to bring her back in to his arms but no luck. Vanessa said to the fans that were following about the breakup "women wanted Zac, So I quit. It wasn't anybody's...

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British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

Funny story: British Olympic Organisers Blow Budget on English Identity Crisis

The people organising the London 2012 Olympics have today been blasted over the release of its latest budget report. The report reveals that £28m has already been spent on intense research to find or develop a national identity for England. Part o...

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David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

Funny story: David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph

Nine celebrities who have been climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in aid of Comic Relief, reached the summit as dawn broke this morning - only to find has-been wannabe celebrity, David Van Day, waiting for them with champagne. Nearly £1.4 million has been...

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Robin Williams suffered heart attack while doing Redd Foxx impersonation

Funny story: Robin Williams suffered heart attack while doing Redd Foxx impersonation

Hollywood, California - Robin Williams (comedian/ method actor) was backstage with his agent, Jeffrey Goldfrab, going over some comedy routines for that ill-fated evening's canceled performance when suddenly he began to experience chest pains while d...

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Queen's terminal pact with Philip as couple travel to Switzerland 'clinic'

Funny story: Queen's terminal pact with Philip as couple travel to Switzerland 'clinic'

London - (Assisted Euthanasia Ass Mess): It's been billed as the royals' annual Swiss bank account healthcheck visit. But next week's all-expenses paid trip to the Gnomes of Zurich Safety Deposit Box-Clever AG, organised by Prince Charles, may a...

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Aspartame approved for postnatal abortion : Update

Funny story: Aspartame approved for postnatal abortion : Update

WASHINGTON D.C. - UPDATE1 Man arrested for killing his tot daughter with aspartame! Recent Supreme Court case cited. Criminals can no longer hide behind government approval! Scientists announced to a crowded room of reporters today that aspartame...

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Family Shocked At Woman's Performance At Funeral

Funny story: Family Shocked At Woman's Performance At Funeral

Fammy Sossil of Lawrence County said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's funeral in Gray Court. A Sandler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, did three sumersaults, led...

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Crafty chimps snag troop recruit with tool: Update

Funny story: Crafty chimps snag troop recruit with tool: Update

SAN DIEGO, California - Update Rebbecca Lebête has just been found walking in the woods with no face! Details still under investigation! Rebbecca Lebête has been missing for about two months from her suburban home in San Diego. Her anthropologic...

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Not The Most-Recommended Blues-Singers Of 2009*

Funny story: Not The Most-Recommended Blues-Singers Of 2009*

Pete "Papercut" Crybaby Big "Raw Red" Johnson Al "Global Warming" Gore "Squalin" Cat Stevens Big "Al Bundy" Ballscratcher Billy "Hung Dogs" Steinbrenner Joe "Last Legs" Flyhocker Jamie "Crabman" Woodcock Richard "We're All Gonna Die" Simmons Junior "On The John" Whoopee Malcolm "Pinworm" Twitcher Harvey "Runny Pus" Redbone "Blindman" Vertigo Laplander "Hotdog...

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Obama Does Everything "by the book", Teleprompter Even in Bedroom During Sex!

Funny story: Obama Does Everything "by the book", Teleprompter Even in Bedroom During Sex!

Washington,DC/ National Bedroom Inquirer - In a shocking revelation, it was revealed today that the President has a prosthetic leg, more like a tripod, to keep him on point, and prevent him from falling on his ass in front of a national audience. Th...

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Kepler Space Telescope Launched Today, Looking For Life!

Funny story: Kepler Space Telescope Launched Today, Looking For Life!

NASA is preparing to launch the Kepler space telescope Friday to help answer questions that has boggled the minds of astronomers for centuries: is Earth the only habitable planet in the galaxy? If not, have they ever visited us? Do they have a big old telescope aimed at us? Are they actually receiving all those old "I Love Lucy" episodes? "This mission attempts to answer a question t...

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The Bachelor Jason Now On Apology Tour

Funny story: The Bachelor Jason Now On Apology Tour

"I realize I'm probably right up there with Osama Bin Laden as the most hated man in America right now," and so The Bachelor Jason Mesnick has embarked on a national "I'm sorry for the last-minute Molly for Melissa uh....Molly switcheroo on national television" tour. First daytime TV stop: The Ellen DeGeneres Show , where he offers fans this old chestnut: "I think what I want to do first is to...

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World's worst railway station

Funny story: World's worst railway station

It has recently been discovered in the city of Alice Springs, a railway station is in the area. But it looks nothing like a station. It is named "The world's worst railway station in history". Inspectors who inspected the place very thorougly...

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B of A to Lynch Merrily in Economic Tower of London

Funny story: B of A to Lynch Merrily in Economic Tower of London

Investment Limp Firm Merrilly Welynchalong needed Bank of Amerika to buy it up and rescue it from the Bush worldwide economic collapse. That done, the limp firm continued to struggle. Further investigations into the cashmere company revealed that ca...

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Failing Toy Maker to Market Affirmative Action Figures

Funny story: Failing Toy Maker to Market Affirmative Action Figures

One of the world's largest toy manufacturers, in the throws of economic collapse , in a last ditch effort to save their hide or at least their hair, has announced a new line of products. Their marketing department explained that the recent branding s...

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George W Bush Steals Nation's Embryos

Funny story: George W Bush Steals Nation's Embryos

Just as BH Obama was about to convert the nation's embryos into embryo-yo's to give the world's children toys made from real human beings, former and still worst President ever George W Bush managed with the help of cloned ninja warriors to capture e...

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Rush Limbaugh Accuses Obama of Secret Plan to Make Embryo-yo's

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Accuses Obama of Secret Plan to Make Embryo-yo's

WKKK radio entertainer and Republican party lanceman, Rush Limbaugh told his millions of loyal if brainkless supporters that he has discovered incontroverible evidence that Barack obama plans on turning the millions of US potential citizens the size...

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Red China Falls Over Stimulus package!

Funny story: Red China Falls Over Stimulus package!

China's Communist regime is no more. Just two weeks after pirating and re-releasing as it's own a stimulus package based on one passed last month by the congress of the United States, Red China has stumbled and fallen. Crushed by the burden of over-w...

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"Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

Funny story: "Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

Brimstone, Texas - It seems not even the most self secluded among us are capable of escaping our modern technical age, as it has been confirmed that several members of the home schooled student body of the House of Bethel Polygamist Compound in Brims...

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Zimbabwean PM's wife's death "an accident"

Funny story: Zimbabwean PM's wife's death "an accident"

Mrs Tsvangirai, the wife of the Zimbabwean Prime Minister, has died in an "accidental" car crash between her vehicle and ten tractors. The tractors were all driving at an "aggressive pace", according to witnesses. All ten of them struck the vehicl...

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New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

Funny story: New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

Pascagoula MS: A new luxurious waterfront hotel opened here today. This tourist destination is both a hotel and a theme park. All of the 5,000 rooms are configured to resemble staterooms aboard a cruise ship and the room rates include at sea entertai...

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The Sky Is Falling

Funny story: The Sky Is Falling

In dramatic news today it was revealed that the sky that we all take for granted could be falling. Mr C Little sent an e-mail to the BBC's news desk suggesting that the sky could in fact be about to collapse. Initially the BBC did not take the i...

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Brit couple go for euthanasia

Funny story: Brit couple go for euthanasia

An elderly couple have the unique privilege of being the first married pair to have themselves euthanased together. If only they had lived to see it, they would have been proud to have seen their glorious deaths emblazoned all over the papers. Mr...

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