The Tate Nano Is NOT World's Cheapest Car

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Monday, 23 March 2009

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Sick Of It

The Tata Nano, which is being heralded as the world's cheapest car, during it's launch in India, actually isn't. The World's cheapest car belongs to the son of Dave Scud - it is worth £1 and sits around leaking oil on his driveway.

Costing just 100,000 rupees ($1,979; £1,366), the Nano is due to go on sale across India over the next 10 days - but despite the hype Scud says he can offer a cheaper alternative.

"My son is one lazy bastard - he left home for college 2 years ago and asked me to watch this heap of junk" he said kicking the 2 door fiat punto, with 200,000 miles on the clock and a dodgy handbrake. "Anyone who wants it can have it - I am sick of the thing, just sat there - doing fuck all!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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