It's a rags to rags story that has left America stunned - one of it's greatest icons has admitted that he is bankrupt due to the recession that is gripping the world like a clenched fist around a teenage boys erect penis before his first wank.
Kevin Mullholland - owner of New York Diner/Breakfast Bar Kevin's Bacon says he is bust!
"It's a sad day when Kevin's Bacon closes it's doors and stops selling pancakes and waffles" said regular Keith Sutherland, who has known Kevin for years - albeit through seven degrees of separation.
"He used to be footloose, now he just feels hollow man" said another former regular "All he needed was a few good men to eat there more often!"
