New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Monday, 23 March 2009

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German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10.

Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea from a client of ours in Israel. He is a very poorly war hero who needs a great deal of extra help. This stuff really cleans his bunker. No need to call 'Raus, Raus' with this stuff."

Chaz 'Chuck' Nelson, a WASP benefactor, was thrilled with the developments. "I will be hoping to develop something like this for Esher Girls Under 14s. It will be a big advantage during training."

The Germans are not going to get too flushed with their success. The last thing they want is to go clean round the bend. If they get bowled over by their success they could finish up hitting rock bottom.

Mr Patel was still waiting for his taxi last night.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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