Michael Sheen Set To Star In Jade Goody Movie

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Monday, 23 March 2009

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Betty From Oldham - Grieving Over The 'Star'

Character actor Michael Sheen who can do just about anyone, from David Frost to Tony Blair or Brian Clough to Kenneth Williams has been offered the lead role in the Hollywood epic "The Jade Goody Story - A Nation Of Fickle Minded Morons"

Sheen will research the role thoroughly as the movie will begin during her teenage years leading up to her tragic death on Sunday.

"It's a role I relish - it reminds me a bit like playing Blair in the Queen - what with the mock tears and so called nations mourning over a two timing back stabbing media whore - who really wasn't that attractive!"

Others lined up for roles in the movie include Jarvis Cocker, former Pulp front man, who will play a scruffy fucker with glasses and Roly Poly funny 'gal' Dawn French who will star as Hampstead Heath.

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