Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Monday, 23 March 2009

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It May Be Worth Millions One Day

The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody.

The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - just like those Silver Jubilee coins we got as kids - keep them, don't swap them kids for sweets or Pokemon cards or drugs - they may be worth something one day!

One man said "I remember my Silver Jubilee coin - it lasted 1 minute before I traded it in for two Action men - one did have gripping hands though."

Suggestions that a commemorative stamp be issued, celebrating Goody's life were rejected - as though people (according to Xam Clifford) are more aware of cancer 'and stuff' not many people are really keen on licking the back of Goody's head. Just in case.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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