Written by norma snockers

Monday, 23 March 2009

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This one doesn't take alot of closet space!

- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

- You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

- If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

- Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

- Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

- A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

- Guns function normally every day of the month.

- A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

- A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

- You can buy a silencer for a gun!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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