There were 985 spoof news stories published in June 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy
It was announced Monday that Ann Coulter has decided to bare it all in the upcoming issue of Playboy. When asked as to the reason for the decision Coulter responded by saying "I want to show people that Republicans can be sexy, plus it gives peo...
Read full storyGeorge Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!
(La La Land, CA) - In what he felt was his funniest anti-establishment joke of all time, George Carlin died yesterday.
Read full storyWomen's study on average penis size yields negative results.
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points
In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com. The shameless attempt was carried ou…
Read full storyBritney Spears has Camel Toe Incident
Retired singing sensation and pop legend Britney "empty pram" Spears has been involved in a minor incident with a camel whilst visiting a Zoo. Miss Spears who was knitting for relaxation as she strolled the zoo grounds was seen to trip and...
Read full storyBig Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough
Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough. The orgy, featuring all of the 15 housemates apart from despised black activist Alex, sta...
Read full storyNinety percent of men will be forced to have sex change
In the year 2025, when the new World Leader takes control, Princess Kara Kent, will sign into law that all but ten percent of men, will be transformed into women whether they want to be or not.
Read full storyWimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock
Wimbledon got another shock to its system today, when Maria Sharapova, the number 3 seed, crashed out to world number 154 Alla Kudryavtseva, but the biggest shock was saved for the very last point of the game, when S...
Read full storyMiley Has Quit Using a Toilet
Miley Cyrus has told new reporters that she will no longer be peeing in a toilet. She has decided to only use her pants.
Read full storyRussell Brand Steals Radder's Girl
Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!
How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!...
Read full storyIdiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags
A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket...
Read full storyEugenie marks Trooping the Colour with naked split beaver
Whorse Guards Parade, London - (Spotty Ass Mess): Up and coming Hellfire Club tribute artiste Princess Eugenie has celebrated the Queen's Official Birthday Suit Parade with a naked split beaver fly-past photo-montage opportunity.
Read full storyMartian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA
Houston TX-- Red-eyed NASA scientists glowed with pride today when they announced the first results from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The lander was sent to test the Red Planet's soil and it arrived last month. The results show the soil is full of nu...
Read full storyJoseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims
Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.
Read full storyMunich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds
Germans flocking from all over Europe just can't get enough of the exciting rides and realistic Adolf Hitler exhibits in the newly opened state-of-the-art theme park Nazi-Land.
Read full storyBig Brother's Alex: Officially the thickest woman in the world
Doctors have confirmed that Big Brother's Alex De Gale is officially the thickest woman in the world. The sad, desperate contestant, who likes to call everyone else stupid, begins almost every sentence with the hackneyed phrase "At the end of the...
Read full storyNaked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer
(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...
Read full storyParis Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape
(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...
Read full storyHillary is 'Hitler's love child'
In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...
Read full storyParis Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.
Read full story"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship
New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...
Read full storyTeen Uses Complete Words When Texting
Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.
Read full storyMadonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology
London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.
Read full storyBritain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'
Britain's Got Talent, the ITV variety show, is to be known as Britain's Gone Soft after 14-year-old George Sampson won this year's competition with a pathetic display of Breakdancing.
Read full storyHull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent
Hull City Football Club, new entrants to this year's premiership have recently announced their intention to have a bell ringing ceremony on the opening day of the new football season.
Read full storyMoney Found Growing On Tree In Scotland
There was great excitement in Scotland yesterday, when money was discovered growing on a tree. Tree experts have said this is the first reported case of the phenomenon in Britain.
Read full storyJenna Bush achieves first orgasm
Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
Read full storyBB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget
Fresh controversy for the troubled C4 programme 'Big Brother' has hit the front pages today as it was revealed that Italian lawyer Rima Pudendi, 23, had sex with the supposed controller on the show, 'Big Brother' itself.
Read full storyJonas Brothers gayer than Daniel Radcliffe?
London - (Silver Ring Thing Mess): A sophisticated PR campaign promoting the imminent arrival of Disney's latest godsquad heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers has London pop fans reeling with disbelief.
Read full story"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party
Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...
Read full storyFergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08
Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.
Read full storyFamous Renaissance artist 'hid secret code in Hellfire Chapel'
Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.
Read full storySarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee
Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.
Read full storyWWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012
The buzz is all about in WWE of John Cena running for president in 2012. He made his official bid for the Democratic nomination yesterday as already chosen WWE Women's Champion Mickie James as his running mate.
Read full storyRomanian MIG 21 mid-air UFO collision was Scareforce One blue ice
Central Europe - (ET Mess): Diplomatc relations between the US and Romania have hit rock bottom after it emerged that an apparent UFO mid-air collision with a MIG 21 fighter jet was nothing more than half a tonne of well-aimed blue ice from George W...
Read full storyBradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest
A new crisis unfolded in the financial sector today, when executives at the Bradford & Bingley Building Society called in police to investigate the whereabouts of its two owners, Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley.
Read full storyRonaldo To Sign For Manchester City
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...
Read full storyPolygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads
Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
Read full storyGravity is wrong
New research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
Read full storyOld Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office
A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.
Read full storyReceding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest
The San Angelo, Texas Hairline Research Institute has published new findings in the Journal of Balding Women and Children. SATHRI has suspected for years that the wearing of prairie dresses and the torturous bobbing of hair was the underlying cause o...
Read full storyRafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!
Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".
Read full storyCan you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?
Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
Read full storyJohn McCain Sex Tape Surfaces
Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.
Read full storyVatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother
Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.
Read full storyBig Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta
Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta
Read full storyBig Brother Dennis Arrested By Police
Dennis McHugh, the Big Brother housemate evicted from the show yesterday, has been arrested by police in London and charged with offences in relation to Spitting. McHugh, 23 and gay, spat gob in the face of fellow contestant Mohamed after a barney...
Read full storyBarack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe
Zimbabwe International Library (Rioters) It was just yesterday that an important factbook was unearthed in this famous books outnumbered by comics library. The book was dated in 1920s and contains entries of genealogical importance.
Read full storyFritzl's incest dungeon to be Creation Museum exhibit
Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's hellish concentration camp basement is to be moved lock, stock and fetid barrel to Kentucky's Creation Museum.
Read full storyHull City - Top SKY TV Pundits Predict a Season of Surprises for the Tigers in the Premier League
The spotlight of national media attention has never been so intensely focused upon the city of Hull since the Tigers achieved Premier League status for the first time in their history at Wembley Stadium just a fortnight ago.
Read full storyBig Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out
New Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari raised eyebrows at Stamford Bridge today, when he attended his first Press conference dressed in a shabby suit and a porkpie hat, moving one journalist to addr...
Read full storyWorld's Tallest Building Begins to Lean
Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...
Read full storySainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled
Sainsbury's, the well-known purveyor of groceries, electrical items, clothes and insurance, has cancelled its online shopping arm due to technical difficulties, and has offered subscribing shoppers a one-off £10 compensat...
Read full storyZac Efron in shock romance!
Zac Efron has shocked family, friends and fans alike by his new choice of companion.
Read full storyIBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks
Los Alamos, New Mexico - The new IBM Roadrunner supercomputer (capable of making 1,000 trillion calculations per second), can do in a day what it would take every man and woman on the planet working around the clock seven days a week over 40 years to...
Read full storyLewis Hamilton and Tiger Woods Are Twins Separated At Birth
There was a surprise for motor racing and golf fans alike today, when it was revealed that Lewis Hamilton, the Formula 1 racing driver, and golfer Tiger Woods are twin brothers.
Read full storyCell Phone Popcorn feature now ban at movie theaters
Hollywood, California - Movie theaters not only are asking patrons to turn off their cell phones, but now days they are prohibiting them from popping corn with them as well. The new policy comes on the heels of a popular YouTube video showing cell ph...
Read full storyBob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work
More than 200 paintings in an exhibition at the Halcyon Gallery in London's Mayfair, really are the work of music legend Bob Dylan, according to the singer's agent.
Read full storyHull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer
New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.
Read full storyBig Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans
Big Brother ran into more trouble this morning, when Blind Michael announced he would sue the station over the fake wedding of Mario and Stephanie, and the way he was 'kept in the dark' about...
Read full storyiPhone or iPorn?
CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...
Read full storyNoel Gallagher Leaves Oasis
Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has left the band following an argument with his brother, Liam.
Read full storyGiant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins
Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...
Read full storyRobert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History
Robert Mugabe, the zany African dictator, has been called the Blackest Leader in the World, by UN leaders at an emergency meeting of the African Union in Egypt today. The extraordinary meeting in Cairo was convened to discuss what to do about the…
Read full storyParis Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe
(Yangon) - Celebutante, singer, song writer, model, actress, tabletop dancer, humanitarian and international diplomat the georgeous Paris Hilton has managed to obtain an exclusive interview with Burma's reclusive strongman General Than Shwe. Paris...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory
Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...
Read full storyBig Brother Alex Shown Disrepect
Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.
Read full storySultan Of Brunei 'Broke'
The Sultan of Brunei, for years the world's richest man, is no longer 'loaded', but has fallen on hard times, and now "hasn't got a penny to scratch his arse with", it has been claimed.
Read full storyKeith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush
Keith Olbermann, the host of "Countdown" an MSNBC news program, has renewed his contract with MSNBC to hate George Bush for another year.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding
The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...
Read full storyObama Insults McCain's Vietnam War Record
Democratic Party Presidential Candidate Barack Obama decided to get "down and dirty" in his campaign against Republican Candidate John McCain. From a speech delivered in front of 2500 people in Cleveland, Obama attempted to "set the r...
Read full storyHummer H2O Announced
The ASBO vehicle manufacturer Hummer has announced their new 'climate friendly' vehicle today. Unusually for the manufacturer, the only emission from this vehicle will be water.
Read full storySexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock
The tennis world was stunned today when one of the leading women players chose to wear a pair of shorts.
Read full storyRoyal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure
Ascot, berks - (Snake-in-the-Grass Mess): A huge Carla Bruni-faced serpent crop circle has suddenly appeared in Royal Ascot's unsaddling enclosure prompting the immediate cancellation of next week's five day race meeting.
Read full storyTomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms
The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.
Read full storyObama Seen Waving His Hand
At a recent rally in Philadelphia, Sen. Barack Obama was seen waving his hand. Political pundits around the country are intensely analyzing the wave and arriving at all sorts of interpretations. What is the true meaning of this cryptic gesture? Will...
Read full storyObama Calls for Ghetto Black Change
Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin...
Read full storyAdam Smith's "Invisible Hand of God" Gives American Investors "The Finger"
WALL STREET, USA - Although the current global economic crisis has effected investors and economies around the world, the epicenter of this financial crisis is in the US...the world's only Super-Power, and the World's Greates...
Read full storySome girls are bigger than others
Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.
Read full storyCity of Dudley wins funding for National Hubcap museum
In a hard-fought battle between final contenders Dudley in the West Midlands, the Liverpool Borough of Toxteth, the London Borough of Tower Hamlets and Manchester's Moss Side, Dudley has won funding to house the National Hubcap Museum. The decisio...
Read full storyHorseshoe Crabs: Latest Terrible STD!
Limulus Polyphemus or Horseshoe crab has been on earth much longer than the dinosaur and fossils found in Manitoba, Canada suggest that the odd creature has not changed for 446 million years. The one-eyed (thus Homer's Cyclops, Polyphemus) round...
Read full storyBoris Booze Ban - first casualty
After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.
Read full storyTransport for London announce new tube line for tourists only
Work is about to begin on London's new tube line due to open in Spring 2012. However the new line is somewhat different to existing lines such as the Northern, Central and Bakerloo, in as much as it is for use by tourists only and will include ma...
Read full storyTheo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened
Arsenal forward, Theo Walcott, is one of the world's fastest players, as well as petrified of balls, revealed manager, Arsene Wenger, during a press conference given after The Gunners' latest match against Fulham.
Read full storyMars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon
(The North Pole, Mars) - In one of the most important scientific discoveries of the last 100 days (at least), the Mars Lander, currently making sand castles in the sand of the polar region of the fourth rock from the sun, has located deposits of ice...
Read full storyPoll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers
Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.
Read full storyRap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne
American rap star Lil' Wayne today claimed that rap 'is not crap'.
Read full storyWoman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car
A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
Read full storyBig Brother Alex Violated
Big Brother housemate and disrespected black person Alexandra de Gale, was yesterday involved in a new crisis when, in front of million of TV viewers, she was openly violated by fellow housemate, Rex, who, to be hone...
Read full storyRonaldo lured to Hull City - Tevez kidnapped by greedy agents; sold into slavery.
New boys to the premiership and big time Charlies Hull City are sensationally believed to have literally captured two of footballs greatest talents from their title rivals Manchester united.
Read full storyBNP Wants 42 day limit abolished
After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
Read full storyCNN Being Replaced with Teen Queen Hannah Montana!
Cable News Network, otherwise known as CNN, provides television news coverage - But not for long.
Read full storyChelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers
Chelsea FC announced today that Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann, have been appointed as new joint managers of Chelsea. The surprise move has stunned the football world but the board of Chelsea FC have explained the...
Read full storyHull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered
Want away genius and new George Best, Cristiano Ronaldo has ordered some natty little tiger patterned boots, some with cuban heels some not so. The little wing maestro is yet to order similar boots for playing football in as doubts began to arise ove...
Read full storyLeading drug dealer claims coke is not dangerous
On his fact-finding tour of the UK, Jay Zous Khrist, one of the USA's most dangerous drug barons and music rappers has openly declared that coke is not dangerous, and that governments throughout the world are "making a mountain out of a cruc...
Read full storyScottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix
Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.
Read full storyHull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet
Premiership new boys and title favourites Hull City today announced to the stock exchange that they have acquired from Chelsea football club their former trophy cabinet. The cabinet itself is nine feet by six, mahogany and a bit dusty.
Read full storyAmy Winehouse and Pete Docherty Filmed Snorting Baby Mice
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse was today at the centre of a new contraversy after being film snorting baby mice alongside fellow rocker Pete Docherty.
Read full storyMcDonald's Bans Tomatoes; Still OK With Human Lard Content
(McDonaldland, OH) - Facing concerns that their food is just too healthy, fast food giant McDonald's has banned sliced tomatoes from all sandwiches. As a replacement, extra servings of human lard will be added to all products, including soft dri...
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