How to meet women

Tired of being constantly rejected? Need expert advice on meeting women? Well maybe you should consider what I have to teach you. For many years I've lowered the bar on meeting women. By using my patented "She'll do" method of hooking up with whatever will show interest, you will no longer feel lonely and start feeling a slight burning sensation when you pee.

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Spic on C-SPAN? - Obama Denies Racial Slurs About Latinos

Funny story: Spic on C-SPAN? - Obama Denies Racial Slurs About Latinos

"Sure, I lost the Latino vote to Hillary in the primaries, but that doesn't mean I hold a grudge against my American friends of various Spanish origins." So said an angry Barack Obama when interviewd by John Williams of NBC News. "...

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ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

Funny story: ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

In the wake of Amy Winehouse's latest "comeback triumph" at Glastonbury, ITV bosses have announced plans for a new series "Rehab Idol".

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Bush reveals plan to eliminate poverty

Funny story: Bush reveals plan to eliminate poverty

U.S. President George W. Bush revealed today that he has maintained a secret agenda to wipe out poverty in the U.S. by systematically eliminating poor people.

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Exclusive pictures as Wayne and Coleen tie the knot

Funny story: Exclusive pictures as Wayne and Coleen tie the knot

The Spoof has managed to obtain exclusive photos of the celebrity wedding of the year. It is believed to be the most expensive deal ever to be signed by a glossy magazine -but 'OK' publishers Northern and Shell may now decide not to pay Wayne...

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Ebay Baby

Funny story: Ebay Baby

Authorities in Bavaria, southern Germany, have taken a two year-old boy into care after his parents offered him for sale on eBay supposedly because they believed he was "pure evil".

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Man City Madness

Funny story: Man City Madness

Manchester City's billionaire owner Thaksin Shinawatra is changing the club's crest… to remind him of home in Thailand.

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Russians fear Tunguska UFO explosion centenary reprisals

Funny story: Russians fear Tunguska UFO explosion centenary reprisals

London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Up to six hundred and sixty-six Russian covert intelligence officers may be hiding behind the facade of a UK anonymous top secret safehouse located at No 10 Connaught Square, London W2, global HQ of the Blair Mindcra...

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Some girls are bigger than others

Funny story: Some girls are bigger than others

Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.

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How kind is your nurse?

Funny story: How kind is your nurse?

Nurses are to be rated according to the levels of care and empathy they give to patients under a new initiative to raise standards in the NHS.

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Robert Mugabe wins gold in the 10,000 metres in the Harare Games

Funny story: Robert Mugabe wins gold in the 10,000 metres in the Harare Games

Robert Mugabe won the 10,000 metres gold medal today, in a gruelling race that had spectators gripped.

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WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

Funny story: WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

(La La Land, CA) - By turning on both children and adults, WALL-E sucked up nearly $63 million at the North American box office this past weekend. Telling the story of the last working sex toy/vacuum cleaner left on a barren and ref...

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Amy Winehouse Is Prince Charles' Daughter

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Is Prince Charles' Daughter

London-- Buckingham Palace confirmed rumours that pop star Amy Winehouse is the illegitimate daughter of Prince Charles.

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Kazakh supermodel's Manhattan death plunge: Vatican pimp's NYC moneylaundering arrest poser

Funny story: Kazakh supermodel's Manhattan death plunge: Vatican pimp's NYC moneylaundering arrest poser

New York, NY - (OMFG! Mess): "Print that pile of rotten, stinking, fetid garbage and we'll sue!"...

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Mugabe Victorious - Tsvangirai Speechless

Funny story: Mugabe Victorious - Tsvangirai Speechless

Harare - Robert Mugabe is pleased to announce that election results are now finalized and his We-Will-Cut-Your-Families'-Arms-Off-And-Shoot-You-Last Party is the clear winner.

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Indiana Jones's Younger Brother

Funny story: Indiana Jones's Younger Brother

Utah, June 2008: It was revealed today that Indiana Jones has a younger brother, named Casey. Both men have the title Doctor Jones.

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"Brothas and Sistas...I'm Here For You" Claims Obama!

Funny story: "Brothas and Sistas...I'm Here For You" Claims Obama!

Barack Obama knows that, despite the fact that he's black (actually he's only 50%, as some say, Halfrican), he sorely needs massive support from the black voters to help him win the Presidency. In this stressful undertaking, he's been vis...

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