Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

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Roger Demos Rafaels "Hip Huggers"!

Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".

Nadal, who is sometimes parodied by fellow players for his constant picking of his shorts from his...posterior, will now share his experience with the rest of the world.

"It's not that I'm picking my butt," said Nadal sheepishly, "They fit snug and need adjusting sometimes."

Many seem to support Nadal and say not to "diss" him for his somewhat comic 'ball-juggling' routine.

"I'm one of the first customers", said Roger Federer, "I was asked to playtest a pair and I found them very comfortable and I didn't pick my butt one time."

"I think they're adorable," said Maria Sharapova, "I'm buying a pair to wear myself." Will Maria then do the motion to her...posterior?

"Well I don't know if a woman will have the same issue, we're built a little different and Rafael tends to where things a little tighter than I do."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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