WWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012

Funny story written by Warrior Princess

Sunday, 8 June 2008

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The buzz is all about in WWE of John Cena running for president in 2012. He made his official bid for the Democratic nomination yesterday as already chosen WWE Women's Champion Mickie James as his running mate.

Mr. Cena said it would be the first inauguration to ever be held in a wrestling ring, making it even more special, on the White House lawn.

Vince McMahon, of course has already bought whomever will be seated in congress for the four years of President Cena's term, so he can get away with whatever he wants.

Mr. Cena will join the like of former actor Ronald Reagan, and Jesse "the body" Ventura, and of course; Mr. Universe himself; Arnold Schwarzenegger in obtaining a high ranking position in government office.

Mrs. Cena could not be reached for comment as she was already doing her best to redecorate the White House to her liking.

Cheers to the WWE Democratic party!!!

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