Amy Winehouse and Pete Docherty Filmed Snorting Baby Mice

Funny story written by carina-eta

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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Pete Docherty Earlier Today

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse was today at the centre of a new contraversy after being film snorting baby mice alongside fellow rocker Pete Docherty.

Amy and Pete who were filmed by an unknown third party, thought to be a cat, were filmed crushing and snorting the tiny day old white mice, which looked a bit like very cute wriggling maggots.

Winehouse was seen to wave a baby mouse in the air doing a passable Johnny Morris type voice with it, squeaking out a loving message to husband Blake. She then accidentally swallowed the unfortunate creature after throwing her head back to guffaw loudly as Docherty looked on.

Today, Pete Docherty claimed the mouse-sniffing incident was blown out of proportion by the media.
"Baby mice are not a Class A drug,"he stated,"so you can't f*cking do us for it."

"Anyway, who'd want to hurt anything with such an appealing little stupid whiskery face?" he added, speaking about Amy.

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