Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

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Friday, 6 June 2008

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An exuberant George W Bush announces his daughters first orgasm to the news media

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hagar.

"It was so great!" the first daughter bubbled to her mother Laura Bush. "I never knew orgasms could feel like that!"

"That's my girl!" a proud papa Bush exclaimed to the news media. "We have always taught her that the orgasm is the best part of sex. Now she understands what we meant!"

Jenna explained that she had tried unsuccessfully to have an orgasm on her own for over 6 years. She credited Hager's remarkable sexual ability with her triumph. "He was performing cunni…cunni…"

"Cunnilingus!" the first lady interjected. "I have always told her that cunnilingus is the best way for a woman to have an orgasm. I guess she had to find out for herself".

Jenna stated that she will continue to have 'normal' sex with her husband, which she has been doing regularly since their wedding night, but does not exclude the possibility of having more cunnilingus in the future.

"I don't mind doing it every so often if it will bring her pleasure", a smiling Hager stated.

Jenna's twin sister Barbara was noticeably envious of her sisters climax. "Someday I will get married and have my own orgasm", the jealous twin stated.

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