Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.
Cheney's view that kinky family relations are endemic in the Charleston area of the Mountin' (sic) State were dismissed as wishful thinking by the incest veterans.
"He should come in, er.... he should visit the Austrian towns of Horn. Or Fucking, or even the Polish Baltic resort of Hel, hehe," Fritzl chuckled today, "they are head and shoulders above any American counterparts.
Meamnwhile at Utah State Prison Jeffs said his father, Pope Joseph Ratzinger, had taught him everything he knows including those touchy-feely games that all the family can play.
But Cheney was sticking to his guns despite the criticism.
"Ya don't get to be Veep of the US-of-A without learning a thing or two about yer neighbors," he claimed confidently.
Sixteen-term West Virginia Democratic congressman Rep Nick Rahall, 69, said today:
"OMFG. OMFG. OMFFFG."
