Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe

Funny story written by George C Looney

Monday, 9 June 2008

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(Yangon) - Celebutante, singer, song writer, model, actress, tabletop dancer, humanitarian and international diplomat the georgeous Paris Hilton has managed to obtain an exclusive interview with Burma's reclusive strongman General Than Shwe.

Paris who was in Yangon undertaking a humanitarian role following the devastating cyclone Nargis bumped into General Than Shwe whilst dancing & dining at the exclusive "Powerlight" nightclub. Paris was invited onto the stage and sang - Nothing in this World - before a stunned audience.

Knocking back Tiger beer with Myanmar rum shots and smoking strange smelling cheroots, Paris recieved a standing ovation and was draped by the General in fake flower garlands.

The Hilton heiress so impressed General Than Shwe that he agreed to be in her next series of The Simple Life and filming started the next day. For a preview of the first episode click here

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