Sexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock

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Wednesday, 25 June 2008

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"Christ, she's wearing shorts!!!"

The tennis world was stunned today when one of the leading women players chose to wear a pair of shorts.

Russian star Maria Oogleova arrived on centre court at the annual pervfest at SW19 wearing a pair of shorts. Ms Oogleova was immediately reported to the tournament referee, Sid Sexist.

"We will stamp this out. The tournament needs the birds to be showing as much as they can, in order to attract journalists from national papers," he said.

Oogleova claims that she wants to be famous for her ability on the court. This would be unusual as most famous female tennis players are known for their looks and sex appeal. Former champion Martina Navtwattilova believes that the current champion has a choice to make "She can either be a sex object or sleep with the other girls. I know what I would like her to choose" said a drooling Navtwattilova.

For now the shorts are being allowed, but only if a picture of her bum can appear in all national newspapers.

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