Spoof writer accused of fabricating stories

Funny story: Spoof writer accused of fabricating stories

Spoof writer NickFun was publicly accused today of writing stories based entirely on fabrications, innuendos and outright lies, according to Mark Lowton, editor and sole proprietor of the popular web site TheSpoof.com.

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Munich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds

Funny story: Munich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds

Germans flocking from all over Europe just can't get enough of the exciting rides and realistic Adolf Hitler exhibits in the newly opened state-of-the-art theme park Nazi-Land.

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Missing Logout Man Dies

One of our contributors died today after not eating for 3 months. Apparently he could not find the logout button and ran out of food.

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Hull City announce benefit match for poverty stricken

Kinkladze, Anders Limpar, Kanchelskis. All these and many more have provisionally agreed to appear at a benefit match at the World Class KC stadium, proceeds to be split equally between 'Shoes for East Hull' and 'West Yorkshire Mutants Be...

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Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

Funny story: Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

London - (OMFG Mess): Convicted jailbirds Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher may yet be able to travel to the UK and US respectively under a new extradition treaty being hammered out by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the UK Borderline Person...

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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

(Hollywood-CA) You wouldn't think that Jamie Lynn Spears, who this week gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie and is the star of Nickelodeon's popular "Zoey 101", would need to give her baby up for adoption. But vy...

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One of six human feet washed up on shore has now been identified

Funny story: One of six human feet washed up on shore has now been identified

Tyee Spit Beach, near Vancouver in Canada, has been in the news recently since the discovery of six human feet washed up on the shore over a period of ten months.

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UFO Over Cardiff

Funny story: UFO Over Cardiff

Police have reported that they are investigating a suspected UFO which was sighted in the sky over Cardiff.

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Man Gets Drunk After Girlfriend Chucks Him

Funny story: Man Gets Drunk After Girlfriend Chucks Him

Reports have come in suggesting that a man has got drunk after his girlfriend chucked him. The man, rumored to be Welsh, was seen drinking heavily on a night out. He is thought to have been in some films with some quite famous people, but is not as g...

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News file footage of a barrel of oil rolling on a conveyer proven a fake -- actually a barrel full of monkeys, says Oil Refinery as it shuts down for maintenance

Funny story: News file footage of a barrel of oil rolling on a conveyer proven a fake -- actually a barrel full of monkeys, says Oil Refinery as it shuts down for maintenance

Long Beach, California - A shocking discovery was made at an oil refinery in Long Beach when oil workers opened up a barrel of crude oil for processing and discovered it was full of monkeys instead. As a result, the oil refinery had to be shutdown im...

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Steve McLaren To Work For Mugabe

Funny story: Steve McLaren To Work For Mugabe

The man responsible for the abject failure of the England team has landed a job more suited to his talents. Steve 'Hopeless' McLaren has been appointed manager of Harare Athletic, Zimbabwe's number one side.

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Tom Harris MP voted Idiot of the Year

Funny story: Tom Harris MP voted Idiot of the Year

Good news for New Labour. They have managed to win a vote. Glasgow MP Tom Harris has been voted Idiot of the year by the public.

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Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon

Funny story: Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon

(The North Pole, Mars) - In one of the most important scientific discoveries of the last 100 days (at least), the Mars Lander, currently making sand castles in the sand of the polar region of the fourth rock from the sun, has located deposits of ice...

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"Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Funny story: "Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.

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That's my Wi-Fi

Funny story: That's my Wi-Fi

The Women's Institute are considering whether or not to take legal action after one of their members, Fiona McMac, was approached by lawyers for The Internet & IT Generally demanding she hand over her nickname of Wi-Fi.

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Martha Bush 'barred from UK'

Funny story: Martha Bush 'barred from UK'

American lifestyle guru Martha Bush has been refused entry to the UK because of her convictions, according to reports. The British government refused to comment, but it did say that it opposed the entry to the UK of anyone convicted of 'serious c...

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Amy Winehouse 'infected with Tony Blair pathogen'

Funny story: Amy Winehouse 'infected with Tony Blair pathogen'

London - (Ass Mess): Royal Freak Hospital sources have said singer Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed as suffering from as virulent form of a 'TB' virus caught after snogging Tony Blair in a Camden Lock crack house.

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Amy Winehouse Invents Time Travel

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Invents Time Travel

In a surprise move today, or it could be yesterday, singer Amy Winehouse invented travelling through time. Millions watched as the heavily-mascaraed English star stepped into a police box, pressed a few buttons, and then stepped out again into 1968.

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Toilet Paper Shortage Worsens

Funny story: Toilet Paper Shortage Worsens

The UK is officially in the grip of the worst toilet paper shortage in living memory. Government statistics show that in urban areas supplies are down to one sheet for every 100 people.

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OMG! George Bush & IRA hooker Bernadette Devlin have Al Qaeda daughter

Funny story: OMG! George Bush & IRA hooker Bernadette Devlin have Al Qaeda daughter

Ballybollox, Eire - (Reuterus & Fetid Ass Mess): A massive criminal enquiry into a criminal debt collection and extortion service has found the criminal world's equivalent of the Holy Grail, the bastard daughter of George W Bush and IRA terrorist...

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Man In Bed Sheets Is New PM

Funny story: Man In Bed Sheets Is New PM

In a shock move New Labour have sacked Gordon Brown and appointed a man in a bed sheet as their new leader. Disastrous poll ratings and the continued economic crisis led to party chiefs taking drastic action.

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England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

Funny story: England Rugby Union Players Assaulted One Of Their Own, Claim Police

NEW ZEALAND: England Rugby Union players allegedly assaulted another one of their own squad members in a Auckland hotel room, according to a statement released today by New Zealand Police.

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Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger, is to stay at Old Trafford and will, more than likely, end his playing career there, says an 'insider' at the club. Ronaldo looked despondent as he trudged off the pitch last night after Portugal's...

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The Three Stooges Return

Funny story: The Three Stooges Return

Hollywood CA, March 2009: President Barach Obama welcomed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez to the newly renovated Max Senate Movie Studio, located in Burbank CA.

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MP defends his 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable' comments

Funny story: MP defends his 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable' comments

Glasgow South MP Tom Harris has been criticised for saying 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable', in a blog on his unheard-of website. Mr Harris, a penpusher in the alleged Labour government, had said: 'OK, you're living in Glasgow. It's the...

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Latest English 16 To 19 Year-Old Courses

Funny story: Latest English 16 To 19 Year-Old Courses

As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do: * Learning to switch on your computer * Introductory Beano reading * Sandwich eating for beginners * Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin * Advanced nose picking * Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time

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Coldplay's songs are not 'all the same'

Funny story: Coldplay's songs are not 'all the same'

Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, today claimed that their songs are not all the same. 'They aren't all exactly the same', he said. 'OK, they're a bit similar - well, they're very similar, in fact they're all so similar a purist would say that...

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Barack Obama points and smiles

Funny story: Barack Obama points and smiles

At a news conference in Somewhere, Mr Obama repeatedly pointed and smiled, and in fact smiled so much that his dentist sent him a thank you card.

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'Gazza Used To Play Football' Shock Claim

Funny story: 'Gazza Used To Play Football' Shock Claim

The world of football was stunned earlier today when it was claimed that celebrity lunatic and drunk, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne used to be a professional footballer. 'Gazza' has made his name wearing false breasts, eating Mars bars, drin...

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Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Funny story: Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...

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Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Funny story: Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Police have today confirmed that they have made arrests in relation to the break out from Campsfield detention centre. It is thought that seven illegal immigrants escaped from the centre.

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England Stars In Trouble Down Under

Funny story: England Stars In Trouble Down Under

The world of rugby was shocked earlier today when New Zealand police arrested four English rugby players. Police are believed to be investigating claims that the players tackled opposing All Blacks, passed the ball to each other and, in one case, att...

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Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

Funny story: Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

London - Buckingham Palace officials report that the Queen is cross with Prince Philip for falling off the wagon after promising to be "a very good boy, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die."...

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Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...

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McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

Funny story: McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.

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Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Funny story: Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.

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