Written by NickFun

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

image for Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!
Los Angeles native Larry Tish finds Rosie "sexy".

How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus claims that if she gains so much as 2 pounds she and her family will be out several million dollars a year. Therefore, her mom and dad make sure she exercises daily and if she eats so much as a piece of cake she will have the shit beaten out of her.

Emma Watson has turned into a sexy vixen since her Harry Potter days. She claims she stays trim with laxatives and binge purging. "If I eat too much then I have to throw up or take laxatives to shit myself silly", the youthful temptress revealed. "But don't tell anyone!"

Former talk show host and actress Rosie O'Donnell claims she doesn't bother staying trim. "I'm fat. I'm making more money than both of those skinny young bimbos put together and I start off every morning eating a tub of lard. You won't find any weight loss secrets from me!"

Doctors warn that before practicing these methods of weight control one should first consult a psychiatrist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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