Written by Tiki Murphy

Thursday, 28 February 2008

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Melbourne, Australia - In Melbourne, Australia, a kid by the name of Hell has been told he cannot attend the Catholic School of his choice. It appears that the school is terrified that Hell may have actually produced Angels that will rival those of Heaven.

The young man's father was hoping he would be able to attend the prestigious school, however the administration has put it's foot down. The child Max Hell will not be allowed to attend. However, if he should change his name, to Will Donate, they may reconsider.

The Catholics are worried that this proves there is Hell on Earth. Since the young man likes to ride a bike, he is also Hell on Wheels. Although according to friends and family, Max isn't the little devil they are making him out to be.

Someone should definitely replace that dean with an Angel of Mercy, and let the boy attend. However, God only knows when that will happen. But if I were the boys mother, well I'll tell you, Heaven hath no fury like a Hell scorned.

I wish the child luck, and I hope the parents get a great lawyer. Then that Catholic school wouldn't have a 'Snowballs chance..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Catholic, Hell

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