Written by Kea Toff

Thursday, 28 February 2008

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Artist rendering of significant astrobiological discovery.

Astronomers have discovered the eccyesis of a new dark brown galaxy. Ron Maestros said it is really exciting to discover a new galaxy, especially a round loop galaxy of this kind. There will almost definitely be life according to the rich spectrometer readings gathered from the NASA Spitzer Space Telescope's Infrared Array Camera.

We are already trying to communicate with them. Apparently the galaxy started as our did, gaseous and has developed into a more solid mass. In agreement with respect to the standard laws of scientific naming systems, the discoverer will name the newest galaxy. Ron Maestros has decided to name this beautiful new galaxy the Ordure Galaxy.

According to instruments and analyzation of those reading the data, the inhabitants will communicate with a series of grunts and groans. Common and similar to our "Oh yeah, sh*t, man. Whew, that felt good."

Asked how he felt about the whole thing, Maestros said, "Perhaps some people don't give a poop about it, and I don't want to make a big stink over it. But finding a new galaxy like this is really big sh*t!"

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Topics: Space, Poo

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