With underdogs running left and left on the democratic side, republican campaign advisors have been trying desperately to find a minority status for the Grand Old Party. This has proven difficult, of course, since every thing grand and old in the US of A is pretty much male and white.
They tried Huckabee as the first candidate to not know where Pakistan was, but since current and worst President ever GWB still doesn't know where Europe is, this just didn't work. They thought they had a winner with Mormon Romney believing that when he dies he will rule an universe of his own but Cosmocrator Romney lost interest in something as small and pathetic as the presidency of the most powerful country on little planet earth.
Well, stuck with McCain, the RePub Big Brains got to work and found Johnny(now Juanito)had Panamaniac origins, It seems that Juanito McCainoso was born in the Panama Canal Zone, the offspring of an US military coupling. And so we now have a true Republican minority candidate-Juanito McCainoso, El Senator de Arizona by way of Panama!