Thursday, 28 February 2008

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Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) Scientists working at the Tuberculosis Institutre in Mephistophel, Tennessee have announced that Starbucks coffee can cure tuberculosis (TB).

The scientists stated that evidence of the miracle cure first came to light when they noticed that people drinking coffee at Starbucks coffee shops never showed signs of having any symptoms of TB.

One scientist at the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said that this was all of the evidence that the FDA needed to approve the expensive coffee as being the number one choice for the treatment of TB.

The bad news is that from now on anyone wanting to purchase Starbucks coffee will have to have a doctor's prescription to do so.

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Topics: Coffee, Starbucks

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