McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Thursday, 28 February 2008

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John McCain

Dallas, Texas (IPP) - John McCain narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a group of scientists in search of their lost experimental specimen mistook him for Frankenstein and threw a net over him.

The net was very large and also entangled a group of security officers who were in charge of keeping charge over the Presidential candidate's safety. A couple of mullet also became entangled in the net and left everybody smelling like fish.

McCain took the whole episode in stride and admitted that he was a little stiff as well as the fact that his appearance is a bit frightening. He said that in the past he had often been mistaken for Uncle Fester from the Addam's Family.

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