Dallas, Texas (IPP) - John McCain narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a group of scientists in search of their lost experimental specimen mistook him for Frankenstein and threw a net over him.
The net was very large and also entangled a group of security officers who were in charge of keeping charge over the Presidential candidate's safety. A couple of mullet also became entangled in the net and left everybody smelling like fish.
McCain took the whole episode in stride and admitted that he was a little stiff as well as the fact that his appearance is a bit frightening. He said that in the past he had often been mistaken for Uncle Fester from the Addam's Family.
