Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 February 2008

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The red herring caught by Vladimir Putin somehow found its way to Norway

Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.

"A number of fissures of men have been detained under Whore on Terra legislation," Inspector Smørbrød said today.

"They claimed to be 'curing' some old trout caught by President Vladimir Putin but we didn't fall for that old chestnut."

Police also found explosives, detonators and Opus Dei-style self-flagellation kit which led to further arrests of assorted perverts in Oslo.

Meanwhile in the Swedish capital Stockholm police swooped on a fermented trout factory following reports that its surströmming output was the source of the November 2006 plutonium 210 poisoning in London of KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko.

"What we have here is a Pentagon outreach orifice dedicated to the destruction of all records pertaining to the criminal records of George W Bush and NorDick-less Cheney," a Swedish Ministry of Disinformation source said today.

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