Beijing - (Decathlon Mess): Chinese sports authorities are
working round the clock to find a replacement autistic director for the 2008 paralympics after a spate of unprecedented resignations left a gaping vacancy.
"No disrespect to disabled athletes. Looking for right candidate a big problem for us," Beijing 2008 CEO Ho Lee Fook-Up said today.
"Special qualifications needed for minefield posting. This include judging who is fiddling disability benefit? Who is feigning dodgy limp? And keeping Heather Mills from entering competition.
"We look round for disadvantaged person. Maybe former World Health Disorganization director?
"A big pity Princess Diana no longer hogging limelight in Global Piss Process.
"All applications treated with confidence."