Woman rejects marriage proposals

Written by Jacob Baker

Sunday, 17 February 2008

image for Woman rejects marriage proposals
"I am ready to get married now and have children so I won't be alone"

A woman in Serbia turned down more than 150 marriage proposals because she has not met the right man.

Milunka Dabovic got her first proposal at the age of 14 - a full 24 years ago. She plans to continue rejecting marriage till she hits the age of 67 she told the news reporter.

'Some men won't take no for an answer,' said Miss Dabovic, who lives at home with her mother in Maskova.

'They even try to get my mother to try to make me accept. But the man I marry needs to be tall, handsome and be a hard worker with a good heart.'

Maybe its not a good idea marrying her anyway if her intelligence level is so low she does not realize that after age 40 her body will not be able to successfully bear children. If she would have calculated her age and the possible ages of her children, she would realize that she would need to be 13 years old to see her first child graduate from college.

You add 13 to 27 to get the age she would see her kids graduate from college if she does not die from a number of genetic diseases or dies in an accident. She would be 37 when her first child graduate from collage. A UN report states that most women in developing counties don't live beyond the age of 40 years old.

At her current age of 24 plus 27 she would be 51 years old to see her first child graduate from collage. The likelihood she would reach 51 years old in an undeveloped country is very slim.

While other younger more attractive women bear children and are comforted by their families in old age, it looks like Ms. Milunka Dabovic will be left alone in an old house wondering why she does not have children or a family.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more