New BBC Channels coming to a TV Screen near you soon

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 17 February 2008

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Kermit - Channel 10

BBC 5 - Niche market for Agrophobics bored of their wall-paper

BBC 6 - Wall paper channel for Ants

BBC 7 - The Nuts and Bolts Channel

BBC 8 - The Reality Channel - A Television set being filmed all day, everyday

BBC 9 - The Hugh/Cary/Richard E Grant channel

BBC 10 - The Muppet Channel - Not the Muppets, but made by Muppets for Muppets

BBC 11 - The Mary Whitehouse Channel

BBC 12 - The Monk Programmes - Monks do it in silence -

BBC 13 - The Pretentious Arts channel - Ego all day, everyday

BBC 14 - The Jeremy Kyle Channel - Ego all day, everyday

BBC 15 - The Daily Mail - Fore-warnings of the Yoghurt Apocalypse

BBC 16 - The News Channel

BBC 17 - The Weather Channel

BBC 18 - The And finally channel

BBC 19 - 24 hour repeats of Friends

BBC 19 - Re- christened as E4

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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