BBC 5 - Niche market for Agrophobics bored of their wall-paper
BBC 6 - Wall paper channel for Ants
BBC 7 - The Nuts and Bolts Channel
BBC 8 - The Reality Channel - A Television set being filmed all day, everyday
BBC 9 - The Hugh/Cary/Richard E Grant channel
BBC 10 - The Muppet Channel - Not the Muppets, but made by Muppets for Muppets
BBC 11 - The Mary Whitehouse Channel
BBC 12 - The Monk Programmes - Monks do it in silence -
BBC 13 - The Pretentious Arts channel - Ego all day, everyday
BBC 14 - The Jeremy Kyle Channel - Ego all day, everyday
BBC 15 - The Daily Mail - Fore-warnings of the Yoghurt Apocalypse
BBC 16 - The News Channel
BBC 17 - The Weather Channel
BBC 18 - The And finally channel
BBC 19 - 24 hour repeats of Friends
BBC 19 - Re- christened as E4
