'Writer' Jacob Baker Writes A Very Inferior Story

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Sunday, 17 February 2008

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TheSpoof.com writer Jacob Baker today launched a personal attack on a fellow writer via a story published on the TheSpoof.com website. The much maligned (look it up, Jacob) writer in question was today said to be not so much bothered by the diatribe of puerile insults contained in the story as to the poor grammatical and structural content of the piece.

"It was difficult to read," she commented, "the sentence structure was way off."

Jacob, who runs a website purporting that men are superior, has sadly let the side down and scored a bit of an own goal with his meandering trashy verbally-challenged poisonous dribble of wet spite.

Today a well-known pharmaceutical company offered Jacob a couple of small blue diamond shaped pills to cure his verbal impotence, but he turned them down, sadly.

Earlier today, Jacob commented that if I was a man he would hit me. To be frank, Jacob, if you were a man I'd let you.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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