Divorce hearing adjourned as judge orders Heather Mills psychiatric tests

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Sunday, 17 February 2008

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McCartney's attorneys say Heather's certifiable

London - (Delusional Mess): The judge presiding over the McCartney/Mills divorce hearing has halted proceedings and ordered a full psychiatric evaluation of Heather Mills after she claimed a £10 million pay off would be demeaning.

Mills has strenuously denied ever having been a NHS-registered methodone scrip junkie, a bankrupt and having a criminal record involving over a dozen fraud, embezzlement and money laundering convictions under her belt.

Her testimony before Mr Justice Gobsmacked was to have included a 1993 video of former UK Prime Monster presenting Mills with a 'Hearts of Gold' award at a Drowning Street reception for relentless self-publicist and ex-BBC TV do-gooder Esther Rantzen.

The evidence was thrown out however after McCartney's attorney produced local authority adoption records showing John Major and Esther Rantzen as Mills' biological parents.

"We believe Heather Mills' persecution complex may stem from that dreary abandonment, M'Lud," McCartney's QC said.

"We ask the court to appoint a specialist psychiatrist to assess evidence showing Ms Mills has developed a megalomanical disorder after finding out how easy it was to blackmail Major into erasing all her criminal past and holding him to ransom," the QC added.

The hearing is adjourned pending judicial advisement.

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