Written by Lojo

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Insiders in showbiz have expressed fresh concerns about super cool music sensation Lily Allen after they calculated that she has not made a fresh attack on any celebrity since the start of 2008.

At the start of her career, Lily was not only known for putting on a fake accent for her songs, but constantly attacking other celebrities who were better looking or richer than she was. However since she has lost weight, magazine editors are panicking because she is not causing any feuds and they are having to write stories about interesting issues instead.

'It seems that instead of Lily doing the slagging, she is getting slagged' Jenny Scumbum of OMG magazine said 'We use to be able to put Lily's face next to a different celebrity's each week because she was that bitchy, however now she is thinner she is incredibly dull and secure.'

Some people are suggesting that for the sake of the economy, Lily is provoked into saying something really nasty. 'We know that Lily has gone blonde and Jade Goody is currently brunette, however if we can get Jade to go blonde and say that she was inspired by Lily, then we might just be able to feed our families for the next month.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Lily Allen

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
86 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more