Wormwood Scrubs - (Rotters): Amy Winehouse's husband is the prime suspect behind the grassing up of a top bent detective.
Flake Bleeder-Weevil has apparently fingered a former member of the UK's very own Keystone Cops - the notorious 1980s' South East Regional Crime Squad - in a bid to slash his own criminal charges.
This weekend the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Squad arrested ex-Det Sgt Jim B Ergerac whose five consecutive investigations into a 'mad axeman' gangland hit cleared all potential suspects.
Bleeder-Weevil, 25, is on remand at HMP Belmarsh on GBH and perversion charges.
Some UK tabloids have described his alleged activities as a nasty bit of realpolitik connected to a dodgy London crack dealing emporium also known as The House of Commons.
He faces up to ten years in the slammer as well as imminent divorce from his toxic smackhead wife.
So some methodone-induced co-operation with the CPS may come as no surprise.
P2 Lodge mobster's son Alistair Darling is shitting himself.
