US and A (Housepet Magazine) - Contributor 'SpaceElevator' claims to be a victim of identity theft, stating that his dog has been submitting material to TheSpoof.com for the past three weeks under his pen name.
"Anything after July 10th is attributable to my dog," he confessed. "Since my wife had the baby, I have barely had time to take a 'Nixon' (the polite term for sh*t) let alone find the time to peruse the internet."
He admitted, "Our dog has been feeling neglected for the past few weeks. So I can understand why she has been writing for TheSpoof.com -- mainly due to sheer boredom!
"I sometimes blame her for other things, like leaving the toilet seat up or farting. But this time it is really true. I can attest that she has a great imagination. She is always looking for cats, squirrels and mongoose when there are none."
He also alleges that anyone who knows him can vouch that he knows nothing about Chinese current events. Nor would he like an 'angry dance-off' with Mr. Mohit, as he does not even possess a current passport.
