New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.
Mrs Robertson was discovered in a Bugger King franchise and appeared well and happy.
Her husband had filed a missing person report in March this year after the couple quarrelled about his endorsement of the Protein-Defying Ageing Pancake Company.
Friends had told police that Mrs Robertson had become deeply disillusioned with befing drip-fed a constant stream of pancakes and religion and stormed out after receiving an ultimatum about her husband's matrimonial rights.
Police sources said today they had interviewed mrs Robertson who said she had absolutely no intention of going back to her evangelical TV preacher spouse.
"People have their reasons for walking out on religious fundamental nutter spouses," a NYPD officer said today.
