Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

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Disinherited for 60 million, OUCH!

I can't even spoof this so I'll make no attempt. Barron Hilton has decided Paris Hilton has embarrassed the Hilton clan for the last time. The porno was one thing but after getting 23 days incarceration in a Lynwood Correctional facility Barron decided this is the last straw.

It seems the 60 million that would have been Paris's is now going to charity because of her outrageous behavior. If Barron thinks this will stop Paris's "Girls Gone Wild" attitude he's got another thing coming. In this reporter's opinion, disinheriting the poor girl will open the floodgates and we've just seen the tip of the iceberg.

Paris has also declined another season of, The Simple Life, once E decided not to shoot another season. Problems between Paris and Nicole have made shoot nearly impossible and the series has become more like The Stupid Life, with shows becoming so transparently phony they're unwatchable.

So what's an out of work celebutant to do? Why opera of course! You heard it right, Paris has signed on to do an opera, called Repo, The Genetic Opera. Principle photography begins in Toronto next month. The director for Repo said, "We'd seen 30 actresses for the part but when Paris came in she was the part."

I wonder which part that was?

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
07.31 07

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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