The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Written by Robert W. Armijo

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

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The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Where were Lohan, Paris and N

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-Air Country Club on Friday, claiming to have just been mugged. Police are baffled.

In his statement to police, three attractive women claiming to want his picture robbed him, taking everything right down to his underwear, handcuffed him and put him in the back seat of his car before driving off in a white Chrysler convertible with a Florida license plate.

Coincidently, the paparazzi strangely could not account for the whereabouts of Lohan, Paris and Nicole that same evening and thus no photographs of them either committing the alleged crime or being in the same vicinity where the alleged crime occurred are available.

In apparent disbelief, the Beverly Hills Police department confiscated the cameras of one paparazzo to confirm his story.

"We don't know if we are dealing with a real crime here or if Frederic Von Anhalt was just a victim of that show my kid watches on MTV called, "Punk'd," said a media representative for the Beverly Hills Police Department.

A spokesperson for Ashton Kutcher denies that he had anything to do with stunts anymore, since his show, "Punk'd" was canceled by MTV earlier this year.

"I'm a married man," said Ashton Kutcher. "I have an elderly wife and another man's full grown daughters to take care of now. I don't have time for that stuff anymore. Call my personal assistant she takes care of that for me now."

Kutcher's personal assistant did confirm that he was indeed working on a new show based on the premise similar to the incident Frederic Von Anhalt unfortunately experienced.

"Huh, what a coincidence," said Kutcher's personal assistant. "We were just in negotiations with Lohan, Paris and Nicole about a new show called, "The Simple Life on the Run" when you called - I sorry. I have to go now. The Beverly Hills Police just walked into my office and wish to have a word with me. I'll talk to you later."

Frederic Von Anhalt could not be reached for comment, as he had to attend to his court date in Santa Monica where he and Zsa Zsa are suing their adult daughter for allegedly stealing 2.3 million dollars from them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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